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20 Best The Mitchells Vs. The Machines Quotes on Netflix

Have you seen The Mitchells vs. The Machines on Netflix? This family-friendly comedy is full of heart and laughs! This goofy, dysfunctional family is just like all of us, an imperfect family. Here are some of the best The Mitchells vs. The Machines quotes from characters Katie, Linda, and Rick Mitchell!

The Mitchells vs. The Machine Quotes

Best Quotes from The Mitchells vs. The Machines

In The Mitchells vs. The Machines, outsider Katie is on her way to film school. In one last shot at family togetherness, dad Rick decides to drive her cross country on a family road trip. Little did they know, robots are taking over the world, and it’s up to them to save humanity. No pressure. 

One of the best things about The Mitchell Family is that they’re not perfect, and they don’t pretend to be. They’re so relatable. 

Did I miss any of your favorite quotes from The Mitchells vs. The Machines? Drop them in the comments below. Plus check out The Mitchells vs. The Machines Parents Guide


We all want to be the perfect family, but who’s perfect, right? -Katie

Don’t let the world make you normal while I’m gone, alright? -Katie

Most action heroes have a lot of strengths. My family only has weaknesses. -Katie

Anytime I miss you, I’m gonna bake you and eat you. -Linda

My dad kind of reminds me of that YouTube video of the screaming Gibbon Monkey. -Katie

Thanks for being the best mom in the world. -Katie

I’ve always felt a little different than everyone else, so I did what any outsider would do. Made weird art. -Katie

If that girl leaves and never comes home again, that’s a problem I don’t think we can fix. -Linda

Failure hurts, kid. I want you to have a back-up plan. -Rick

There’s a mixer, dad. A MIXER! -Katie

I am Linda Mitchell. Mother of two. Look upon me in fear! -Linda

I never fit in for lots of reasons, but movies were always there for me. -Katie

Best quotes The Mitchells vs. The Machines

I need to speak to a manager. These dinosaurs are inaccurate. -Aaron

We all love the dog. But you are gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog. -Rick

Do you have a credit card? -Katie
I’m a child. -Aaron

Who wants delicious cookies. . .instead of talking about this. – Linda 

That’s the law. Mom law. Cause I’m the Sheriff. -Linda

You get an A for effort, Buster Brown. -Linda

The Mitchells have always been weird and that’s what makes us great!

Families can be hard, but they’re so worth fighting for.  They might be one of the only things that are. -Katie

Katie Quotes The Mitchells vs The Machines

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