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Netflix’s Wednesday: 38 Best Quotes

Have you seen Wednesday on Netflix? This bingeable series is full of surprises and witty quotes. Jenna Ortega can deliver a line like no other. Enjoy these best Wednesday quotes from Wednesday Addams, Enid, Xavier, Morticia, Tyler, and more.

The Best Quotes from Wednesday on Netflix

Tim Burton brings a new Addams Family series to Netflix, starring Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams. Wednesday is sent to Nevermore, a boarding school for outcasts since she can never stay at a school without getting into trouble. 

However, while there, she’s determined to solve the mystery of what monster keeps killing innocent people.

This series can get a little dark, so here are the age recommendations in this Wednesday Parents Guide. Also enjoy these Wednesday memes about all the queens in the show.

Did I miss any of your favorite quotes from Wednesday? Drop them in the comments below. 

The Best Quotes from Wednesday

  • I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. -Wednesday
  • Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. -Wednesday
  • Wednesday, what are you gonna go? -Pugsley
    What I do best. -Wednesday
  • Nevermore is like no other boarding school. It’s a magical place. -Gomez
  • Wednesday always looks half dead. -Gomez
  • Please excuse Wednesday, she’s allergic to color. -Morticia quotes in Wednesday
  • I find social media to be a soul sucking void of meaningless affirmation. -Wednesday Addams quotes
  • Look at you my little deathtrap. -Gomez
  • You’re a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way. -Morticia

Morticia Addams Quotes from Wednesday

  • Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts. -Ms. Thornhill
  • These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. -Wednesday
  • Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it. -Wednesday
  • The most interesting plants grow in the shade. -Ms. Thornhill 
  • I like to win. Is that so wrong? -Bianca
  • Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares. -Bianca
  • Being your friend should come with a warning label. -Xavier
  • It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game. -Wednesday 

Wednesday Quotes on Netflix

More Wednesday Quotes

  • Why am I sharing this apocalypse with a pilgrim? -Wednesday
  • Are you mansplaining my power? -Wednesday
  • Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. -Tyler
  • I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. -Wednesday
  • Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. -Wednesday
  • Enjoy your solitude, Wednesday. -Enid
    It’s not solitude if you’re still here.  -Wednesday
  • I almost killed you. -Wednesday
    I survived. -Tyler
    Beginner’s luck. -Wednesday
  • There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. -Wednesday
  • Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. -Wednesday

Enid quotes from Wednesday

  • I can’t believe I’m actually going to miss your creepy, lifeless eyes waking me up every morning. -Enid
  • Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you. -Wednesday
  • I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. -Enid
  • Not hugging is kind of our thing. -Enid quotes on Wednesday Netflix
  • When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. -Eugene
  • Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards. 
  • Kind of a deja vu thing we got going on huh? -Tyler
  • Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. -Wednesday
  • I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. -Enid
  • You’re like a cockroach. -Tyler
    Please. Flattery will get you nowhere. -Wednesday
  • Never meet your heroes. -Ms. Thornhill
  • You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. -Wednesday
  • Hummers stick together, right? -Eugene

Wednesday Quotes Netflix

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