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The Funniest Quotes from The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Have you seen The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special? It’s full of Christmas cheer, especially for the Guardians of the Galaxy. Get your holiday spirit on with some of the best Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special quotes from Mantis, Peter Quill, Drax, Kevin Bacon, and more!

The Best Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Quotes

I couldn’t stop laughing at Drax and Mantis on their quest to help Peter find some holiday happiness after Kraglin told them a story about how Yondu ruined Christmas when Peter was younger. So they decide to kidnap Kevin Bacon as a gift. Then shenanigans ensue.

Did I miss any of your favorite quotes from The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special? Drop them in the comments below. 

This Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Parents Guide will give you a heads up on what to watch for with little ones.

Best Quotes Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

  • What a Ravager gets he works for. -Yondu
  • That sounds like sentiment son. -Yondu
  • Be Kevin Bacon, but like if you didn’t suck. -Drax
  • I hate Christmas. -Yondu
  • I hate stories where everybody lives. -Drax
  • That is not part of the lore at all. -Peter Quill
  • I don’t know what Christmas is, but Christmas time is here.
  • Get over the zargnuts! -Mantis

Funny Mantis Quotes Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

  • I’m sorry. GoBots killed his cousin. -Mantis
  • Drax, stop being a bigot. -Mantis
  • Put down my elf and my candy cane. I’m calling the police right now. -Kevin Bacon
  • Dancing is for people who are pathetic. -Drax
  • You’re coming with us…as a Christmas present. -Drax
  • He’s an actor. He’s never actually saved anyone.  -Mantis
  • But actors are repugnant. -Drax
  • We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor. -Drax
  • This isn’t a Christmas gift. This is human trafficking! -Peter
  • You saved a town with dancing. And once Pete saved a whole galaxy with dancing. -Kraglin
  • They were just hoping you’d bring the joy of Christmas back into his heart. -Kraglin

Kevin Bacon Quotes Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special