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Hilarious Quotes from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

Have you seen Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery? If you haven’t seen it in the theater, please do if you can! Benoit Blanc is back and his quotes in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery are so funny! These are some of the best Glass Onion quotes from Benoit Blanc, Birdie Jay, Miles, Whiskey, Duke, and more!

The Best Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Movie Quotes

Tech billionaire Miles Bron invites his friends for a getaway on his private island. What was supposed to be a fake murder mystery turned out to be very real. When someone turns up dead, Detective Benoit Blanc is put on the case.

Detective Blanc and Birdie Jay had some of the funniest lines! Do you remember the hilarious Knives Out quotes? Well Glass Onion does not disappoint either. Did I miss some of your favorite quotes from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery? Drop them in the comments below. 

You can also check out this Glass Onion Parents Guide for age recommendations. 

Best Glass Onion Movie Quotes

  • I’m very bad at dumb things. -Benoit Blanc
  • Oh fiddlesticks. -Benoit Blanc
  • Disruptors have assembled. -Duke Cody
  • Ma, where’s my speargun? I gotta pack! -Duke Cody
  • Buttress those feelings. -Benoit Blanc quotes in Glass Onion
  • She’s afraid I will tweet an ethnic slur again. -Birdie

Glass Onion Birdie Quotes

  • Please stop fire spinning inside. -Peg
  • Lionel, use your science brain. -Birdie
  • This can’t Shazam. It’s a lamp. -Birdie quotes in Glass Onion
  • I can peel back layers, but only one person can tell us who killed Cassandra Brand. -Benoit Blanc
  • Geez detecctive, who killed the party? -Miles
  • It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought as speaking the truth. -Benoit Blanc

Funny Benoit Blanc Quotes Glass Onion

  • Blame the pando. -Miles Bron
  • It’s like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights. -Benoit Blanc
  • He faxes me in the middle of the night. 
  • This is science, not a religion.
  • The center is in plain sight. -Benoit Blanc
  • You would lie for a lie but you won’t lie for the truth. -Andi Brand
  • An anonymous invitation is not one to be trifled with. -Benoit Blanc
  • Each of you will stab a friend in the back to hold on. -Andi Brand
  • Nobody tried to kill you, you buffoon. -Benoit Blanc

 

Quotes from Glass Onion A Knives Out Mystery