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Funny Valentine’s Day Poems to Share With Loved Ones

Love is in the air, and so is laughter! Whether you’re celebrating with your partner, your friends, or simply enjoying some self-love, there’s always room for a good laugh. Enjoy these funny and short Valentine’s Day poems guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day.

Short and Funny Valentine’s Day Poems

From puns to playful rhymes, these short and cute Valentine’s Day poems are perfect for sharing on social media, in cards, or simply to spread some joy. Nothing says love like some funny Valentine poetry.

Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you were a fruit,
You’d be a fineapple, it’s true!

Valentine’s Day is here
So let’s not be shy
If you were a potato
You’d be one sweet fry!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m not great at poems
But I really like you!

February 14th is here
Love is in the atmosphere
But if you’re single like me
It’s just another day, cheers!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you!

Valentine’s Day is fine,
But let’s draw the line,
At wearing matching outfits,
That’s a fashion crime!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I promise I’ll stop with the plant references
When I stop falling for you!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m terrible at rhymes
But I love being with you!

Valentine’s Day is all hearts and lace,
But if you’re single, it’s a race,
To find the last discounted candy,
Before it’s all gone, oh so dandy!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I bought you chocolates
But I ate them, oops, just a few!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s skip the clichés
And just Netflix and chill, what do you say?

February 14th is Valentine’s Day,
But I’m not here to dismay,
Whether you’re single or taken,
Just enjoy the love you’re makin’!

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