The 25 Funniest Emily in Paris Quotes on Netflix

Emily in Paris on Netflix is an entertaining distraction. Some of the quotes from Emily in Paris had me snort laughing from characters Emily, Mindy, Julien, and Sylvie. I’m obsessed with all the beautiful Paris sights and cafes, though some of the Emily in Paris quotes are a little cliche about the French. My top 25 Emily in Paris quotes are below. 

Best Emily in Paris Quotes

Emily Cooper (Lily Collins) is an ambitious twenty-something marketing executive from Chicago and lands her dream job in Paris when her company acquires a small French luxury marketing company. Her job is to revamp their social media strategy. Emily’s new life in Paris is filled with adventure, romance, new friendships, and some unexpected drama. 

Here are some of the funniest Emily in Paris quotes from favorite characters Emily, Gabriel, Julien, Luc, Mindy, and Camille! Everybody needs a friend like Mindy, because she likes  to drop some truth bombs. Check out my Emily in Paris Parents Guide if you want to know where to avoid the nudity.

Did I miss any of your favorite quotes? Drop them in the comments below. 

You’re in Paris now. I’m sure we can find you something better than peanut butter. -Gabriel

Has anyone noticed this is a very dysfunctional workplace? -Emily

Beyoncé is worth far more than the Mona Lisa. -Mindy

Look, you haven’t done Paris right until you’ve had at least one wildly inappropriate affair. -Mindy
Well I’m more interested in having Sylvie’s respect. -Emily
That, you’ll never get. -Mindy

You win. -Sylvie
We’re on the same side. -Emily
Yeah right. -Sylvie

You’re the one bringing the drama. -Julien
Moi? Are you serious? -Emily

Smoking is a pleasure, and without pleasure, who are we? -Paul
German? -Sylvie

I did Rosetta Stone on the plane, but it hasn’t kicked in yet. -Emily

Chinese people are mean behind your back. French people, mean to your face. -Mindy

What’s that smell? -Emily
Danger. Sylvie saw that box from La Perla on your desk. -Julien

The entire city looks like Ratatouille. -Emily

He is the best nose in France. -Paul
Well it’s…it’s very symmetrical -Emily

The French are romantics, but they’re also realists. -Mindy

The Container Store is my happy place. -Emily

I’d bone appétit him. -Mindy

Your language is seriously effed up. -Emily

Desire does not mean lack of respect. In fact, quite the opposite. It is a sign of respect. -Antoine

Please for my sanity, use your words. -Mindy

You’re nice and French, and you speak English? -Emily
Of course. I grew up watching American TV. -Camille

I like Paris, but I’m not really sure Paris likes me. -Emily

It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young American. -Luc

I’m really going to miss your omelettes. -Emily

We don’t speak of Durée in this office. They used to be a client. -Julien
What happened? -Emily
We don’t speak of it, Emily. -Julien

I can’t believe it was Dan. -Pierre
What? -Emily
Gossip Girl. We watched the entire series to find out it’s Dan. -Pierre

xoxo, Gossip Girl

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