Cobra Kai on Netflix has so many one-liners. Some of these Cobra Kai quotes belong on t-shirts! Enjoy some of the best quotes from Cobra Kai on Netflix from characters Johnny, Daniel, Miguel, Robby, Samantha, and more. Don’t forget Cobra Kai never dies.
The Best Cobra Kai Quotes Seasons 1 -3
Cobra Kai is set 34 years after the original Karate Kid film, this time telling the story from Johnny Lawrence’s point of view. He decides to reopen the Cobra Kai karate dojo leading to the rekindling of his old rivalry with Daniel LaRusso. Then Daniel opens his own dojo. Drama!
The whole Valley is obsessed with karate, even after all these years. This karate soap opera has some dramatic Cobra Kai quotes. These are some of my favorite quotes from Seasons 1-3 of Cobra Kai. Will Johnny change?
Season 3 is now on Netflix! You can also check out this Cobra Kai Parents Guide to see if it’s appropriate for kids.
Pain does not exist in this dojo.
That’s just black paint on a wall.
We are basically karate cousins.
Never mind your past mistakes, don’t let them determine your future.
I may not always win, but I never quit a fight.
Kicks get chicks.
When negative feelings overwhelm you, look for the good within yourself.
Change that ring tone. Get some Guns N’ Roses or something.
The best defense is more offense.
Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy. -Dojo Wall
Let’s go, Hot Wheels.
Back in my day if we want to tease someone, we do it to their face.
Failure, it never tastes good.
Everyone’s got a sob story. That doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.
Guess the garbage doesn’t fall far from the truck.
Stop drinking the butter!
If your enemy insists on war, then you take away their ability to wage it.
When do I get the cool karate pajamas?
Defeat does not exist.
If you have hate in your heart, then you have already lost.
Fish sticks are dope.
Sometimes the scars you can’t see are the ones that hurt the most.
A true Cobra feels no sympathy for its meals.
No one wants to do business with a bully.
Cobra Kai never dies.
Did I miss any of your favorite quotes? Drop them in the comments below!