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The Best Cobra Kai Quotes | Seasons 1-5

Cobra Kai on Netflix has so many one-liners. Some of these Cobra Kai quotes belong on t-shirts! Enjoy some of the best quotes from Cobra Kai on Netflix from characters Johnny, Daniel, Miguel, Robby, Samantha, and more. Don’t forget Cobra Kai never dies.

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The Best Cobra Kai Quotes Seasons 1 -5 

Cobra Kai is set 34 years after the original Karate Kid film, this time telling the story from Johnny Lawrence’s point of view. He decides to reopen the Cobra Kai karate dojo leading to the rekindling of his old rivalry with Daniel LaRusso. Then Daniel opens his own dojo. Drama!

The whole Valley is obsessed with karate, even after all these years. This karate soap opera has some dramatic Cobra Kai quotes. These are some of my favorite quotes from Seasons 1-5 of Cobra Kai. Did I miss any of your favorite Cobra Kai quotes? Drop them in the comments below!

Season 5 is now on Netflix! You can also check out this Cobra Kai Parents Guide to see if it’s appropriate for kids.

Pain does not exist in this dojo. 

That’s just black paint on a wall. 

We are basically karate cousins.

Never mind your past mistakes, don’t let them determine your future. 

I may not always win, but I never quit a fight. 

Kicks get chicks. 

When negative feelings overwhelm you, look for the good within yourself. 

Change that ring tone. Get some Guns N’ Roses or something. 

Cobra Kai Johnny Quotes


The best defense is more offense. 

Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy. -Dojo Wall

Let’s go, Hot Wheels.

Back in my day if we want to tease someone, we do it to their face.

Failure, it never tastes good.

Everyone’s got a sob story. That doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.

Guess the garbage doesn’t fall far from the truck.

Stop drinking the butter!

If your enemy insists on war, then you take away their ability to wage it.

When do I get the cool karate pajamas? 

Defeat does not exist.

If you have hate in your heart, then you have already lost.

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Fish sticks are dope. 

Sometimes the scars you can’t see are the ones that hurt the most.

A true Cobra feels no sympathy for its meals.

No one wants to do business with a bully.

Cobra Kai never dies. 

Cobra Kai Season 3 Quotes

The best defense is more offense.

Make sure all that defense doesn’t turn you into a cream puff.

Karate is not a phase, it’s a way of life. You can leave it for awhile, but it never leaves you.

To be Cobra Kai, you have to have a killer instinct.

The humans response to danger is fight or flight, but an eagle’s response is fight and flight.

I don’t trust anyone. I am using Cobra Kai to get what I want.

Instead of using your speed to run away from your enemies, use it to run at them.

How are you gonna do that? They strike first, and you strike firster?

You’re not a sensei, you’re a conman.

You mess with a cobra, you get the fangs.

It’s time to put the past behind us.

I am Cobra Kai.

Cobra Kai Season 4 Quotes

Season 5 Cobra Kai Quotes

At Cobra Kai, we believe anyone can be a winner. All you need is the right teacher.

Look at that line. You’d think he was giving away Teslas or something.

They show no mercy, we show them no mercy!

Nice ascot.

First train mind. Then train body.

We are way past the time for white flags, Danny Boy.

Dork to door service? Never thought I’d see the day.

I was ready to let this go. And you just kept getting in my way.

I only lose if I give up.

Cobra Kai had given him the strength he didn’t even know he had.

Youth is not a liability. It is the greatest power.

Right and wrong, there is no such thing. There are only winners and losers. Cobra Kai builds winners because we are willing to do whatever it takes to come out on top.

Season 5 Cobra Kai Quotes

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Saturday 23rd of July 2022

I have some from Daniel

"No one was more badass than Mr Miyagi" "there's too much at stake to honour an agreement made by men who have none" "I live with the fear, Sam. We all do on some level, I just try and not let it ever win."


Saturday 23rd of July 2022

Those are good, thanks!


Tuesday 10th of May 2022

Being a badass doesn't mean you become an asshole


Thursday 24th of March 2022

does he say Silence?? I thought it was QUIET!


Friday 11th of February 2022

I'm just in love with Cobra Kai, it's one of the best tv series i've ever seen ❤

Is Netflix's He's All That Kid Friendly? Parents Guide - Lola Lambchops

Friday 27th of August 2021

[…] to be anything more. This is aimed towards the tween/teen crowd who love TikTok and Addison Rae and Cobra Kai‘s Tanner Buchanan. There are definitely jokes put into the film that are inappropriate for […]