Happy Loki Wednesday! On Wednesdays, we watch Loki on Disney+. Catch all the best LOKI quotes from Loki and Mobius, the best bromance that ever was. (Sorry Falcon and Winter Soldier).
Best LOKI Quotes on Disney+
After Loki messes with time when he escapes with the Tesseract in Avengers: Endgame, we see him taken into custody by the Time Variance Authority. They need his help catching someone who is killing their minutemen. The problem is, it’s a variant of Loki.
This mystery/fantasy/comedy is so good! The exchanges between Loki and Mobius are my favorite quotes from LOKI. I’ll update the quotes each week with a new episode. Did I miss any of your favorite quotes? Drop them in the comments below.
I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose. -Loki
Madam, a god doesn’t plead. -Loki
Guilty of being the god of Mischief, yes. Guilty of finding this all very tedious, yes. -Loki
You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends. -Loki
It’s not your story, it never was.
I’m gonna burn this place to the ground. -Loki
I’ll show you where my desk is. You can start there. -Mobius
Time moves differently in the TVA. -Mobius
Mock me if you dare. -Loki
Big metaphor guy. Makes you sound super smart. -Mobius
I am smart. -Loki
I know. -Mobius
I can’t offer your salvation, but maybe I can offer you something better. -Mobius
A liberator. -Loki
Of eyeballs maybe. -Mobius
What can I say? I’m a mischievous scamp. -Loki
My choices are my own. -Loki
The variant we’re hunting is you. -Mobius
Infinity Stones? -Loki
Some of the guys around here use them as paper weights. -Casey
Episode 2 Loki quotes
I just want to catch this guy and I’ll tell you whatever I need to tell you. -Mobius
Your TVA propaganda is exhausting. -Loki
Where there are wolves’ ears, wolves’ teeth are near. -Loki
Luckily he believes in himself enough for the both of us. -Mobius
You’ve literally stabbed people in the back like 50 times. -Mobius
Ok look, you don’t trust me? You can trust one thing. I love to be right. -Loki
Mobius, you even make the end of the world sound boring. -Loki
No one bad is ever truly bad and no one good is ever truly good. -Loki