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The Best Loki Quotes on Disney+

Happy Loki Wednesday! On Wednesdays, we watch Loki on Disney+. Catch all the best LOKI quotes from Loki and Mobius, the best bromance that ever was. (Sorry Falcon and Winter Soldier). 

Loki and Mobius Quotes

Best LOKI Quotes on Disney+

After Loki messes with time when he escapes with the Tesseract in Avengers: Endgame, we see him taken into custody by the Time Variance Authority. They need his help catching someone who is killing their minutemen. The problem is, it’s a variant of Loki. 

This mystery/fantasy/comedy is so good! The exchanges between Loki and Mobius are my favorite quotes from LOKI. I’ll update the quotes each week with a new episode. Did I miss any of your favorite quotes? Drop them in the comments below.

Also, if you’re looking to celebrate, make this awesome Mickey Loki Cupcakes and check out this Loki Parents Guide if you’re wondering what ages are appropriate to watch.

I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose. -Loki

Madam, a god doesn’t plead. -Loki

Guilty of being the god of Mischief, yes. Guilty of finding this all very tedious, yes. -Loki

You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends. -Loki

Best Loki Quotes

It’s not your story, it never was.

I’m gonna burn this place to the ground. -Loki
I’ll show you where my desk is. You can start there. -Mobius

Time moves differently in the TVA. -Mobius

Mock me if you dare. -Loki

Big metaphor guy. Makes you sound super smart. -Mobius
I am smart. -Loki
I know. -Mobius

I can’t offer your salvation, but maybe I can offer you something better. -Mobius

A liberator. -Loki
Of eyeballs maybe. -Mobius

What can I say? I’m a mischievous scamp. -Loki

My choices are my own. -Loki

The variant we’re hunting is you. -Mobius

Infinity Stones? -Loki
Some of the guys around here use them as paper weights. -Casey

Episode 2 Loki quotes

I just want to catch this guy and I’ll tell you whatever I need to tell you. -Mobius

Your TVA propaganda is exhausting. -Loki

Where there are wolves’ ears, wolves’ teeth are near. -Loki

Luckily he believes in himself enough for the both of us. -Mobius

Best Mobius Quotes in Loki

You’ve literally stabbed people in the back like 50 times. -Mobius

Ok look, you don’t trust me? You can trust one thing. I love to be right. -Loki

Mobius, you even make the end of the world sound boring. -Loki

No one bad is ever truly bad and no one good is ever truly good. -Loki

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