Happy Loki Wednesday! On Wednesdays, we watch Loki on Disney+. Catch all the best LOKI quotes from Loki and Mobius, the best bromance that ever was. (Sorry Falcon and Winter Soldier). Plus bonus quotes from Sylvie, who is an amazing addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe!
Best LOKI Quotes on Disney+
After Loki messes with time when he escapes with the Tesseract in Avengers: Endgame, we see him taken into custody by the Time Variance Authority. They need his help catching someone who is killing their minutemen. The problem is, it’s a variant of Loki.
This mystery/fantasy/comedy is so good! The exchanges between Loki and Mobius are my favorite quotes from LOKI. I’ll update the quotes each week with a new episode. Each episode just keeps getting better and better. Did I miss any of your favorite quotes? Drop them in the comments below.
Also, if you’re looking to celebrate, make these awesome Mickey Loki Cupcakes and check out this Loki Parents Guide if you’re wondering what ages are appropriate to watch.
I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose. -Loki
Madam, a god doesn’t plead. -Loki
Guilty of being the god of Mischief, yes. Guilty of finding this all very tedious, yes. -Loki
You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends. -Loki
It’s not your story, it never was.
I’m gonna burn this place to the ground. -Loki
I’ll show you where my desk is. You can start there. -Mobius
Time moves differently in the TVA. -Mobius
Mock me if you dare. -Loki
Big metaphor guy. Makes you sound super smart. -Mobius
I am smart. -Loki
I know. -Mobius
I can’t offer your salvation, but maybe I can offer you something better. -Mobius
A liberator. -Loki
Of eyeballs maybe. -Mobius
What can I say? I’m a mischievous scamp. -Loki
My choices are my own. -Loki
The variant we’re hunting is you. -Mobius
Infinity Stones? -Loki
Some of the guys around here use them as paper weights. -Casey
Episode 2 Loki quotes
I just want to catch this guy and I’ll tell you whatever I need to tell you. -Mobius
Your TVA propaganda is exhausting. -Loki
Where there are wolves’ ears, wolves’ teeth are near. -Loki
Luckily he believes in himself enough for the both of us. -Mobius
You’ve literally stabbed people in the back like 50 times. -Mobius
Ok look, you don’t trust me? You can trust one thing. I love to be right. -Loki
Mobius, you even make the end of the world sound boring. -Loki
No one bad is ever truly bad and no one good is ever truly good. -Loki
Episode 3 Loki Quotes
The introduction of Sylvie.
Have you really got nothing else better to do? -Sylvie
Rude. -Loki
You’re not the only tech-savvy Loki. -Loki
You’re so weird. -Loki
Don’t call me variant. -Sylvie
It’s remarkable that you even made it as far as you did. -Loki
Love is hate. -Sylvie
With charm like that, who could resist you? -Loki
Love is mischief then. -Sylvie
Quotes from Loki Episode 4
Episode 4 is when things really get good and emotional.
I remember Asgard. -Sylvie
The universe wants to break free, so it manifests chaos. -Sylvie
That’s where I grew up, the ends of a thousands worlds, and now that’s where I die. -Sylvie
We may lose, sometimes painfully, but we don’t die. We survive. -Loki
They’re always watching. Work your Loki, work your Loki. -Mobius
What an incredible seismic narcissist. -Mobius
You’re Variants. We’re the same. -Sylvie
So I just have to trust the word of two Lokis? -Mobius
Episode 5 Quotes
The episode of the Lokis! I think this was my favorite episode yet.
Poor Judge Renslayer. Your whole reality’s been destroyed. Tell me how does it feel to be on the other side of it? -Sylvie
This is where you dragged me after you stole my life? -Sylvie
That’s nice. Super believable. -Sylvie
I suggest we take a quick breather so I can ask several thousand questions. -Loki
All I know is I got pruned, I woke up here, and now I’m surrounded by Variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I’m heartbroken to report I didn’t even find all that strange. -Loki
That’s alligator for growling and saying liar at the same time. -Classic Loki
We have but one part to play, the God of Outcasts, nothing more. -Classic Loki
It’s always the game within the game with you guys, which I respect. -Mobius
Looks like you got away in the end. -Mobius
I always do. -Loki
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