When Commander Root (Judi Dench) proclaimed, “Get the four-leaf clover out of here,” I knew some of the best Artemis Fowl movie quotes were going to be hilarious! The quotes from Mulch Diggums certainly brought the funny like Josh Gad always does. While it may not be the best movie ever, at least these quotes from Artemis Fowl will keep you entertained.
The Best Artemis Fowl Movie Quotes
Check out these best Artemis Fowl movie quotes from your favorite characters like Mulch Diggums, Holly Short, Commander Root, and Artemis Fowl. Surprisingly, they have some words of wisdom for and from these criminal masterminds.
Artemis Fowl is a 12-year-old genius and descendant of a long line of criminal masterminds. He soon finds himself against a race of powerful underground fairies who may be behind his father’s disappearance, and he’ll do anything to find his father.
Let me show you the infinite possibilities of magic. -Mulch Diggums
A story that begins where every great story begins – in a place where magic and wonder exist. The most magical place on earth. Ireland, home of Artemis Fowl. -Mulch Diggums
Weird choice, but he’s an unusual kid. When you’re that unusual, you’re gonna stick out. -Mulch Diggums
Look, just who do you think you are? -Doctor
Call him “The Butler” and he’d snap you in half. -Mulch Diggums
You spy or you die. -Opal
Get the four-leaf clover out of here. – Commander Root
I just want to be normal like the rest of my kind. To be accepted. -Mulch Diggums
My father used to say, “A friend’s eye is a good mirror.” -Artemis Fowl
It’s not perfect, Holly, but it’s ours. It’s a light to guide us, and it’s worth fighting for. -Commander Root
Funny Mulch Diggums Quotes in Artemis Fowl
Mulch Diggums is played by Josh Gad and of course he brings the laughs like he always does. What’s your favorite quote from Mulch Diggums in Artemis Fowl?
Domovoi Butler – friend, mentor, bodyguard. Ten years of martial arts training in Kyoto, seven years of weapons training in Moscow, and six years of strength training at Gold’s Gym in Venice, California. -Mulch Diggums
See, this is my favorite part – mainly because I’m in it. -Mulch Diggums
You know I’m an artist. – Mulch Diggums
Yeah, a con artist. -Holly Short
Art is art. Great artists are never understood. -Mulch Diggums
You son of a…what would your parents be? -Mulch Diggums
We’re the same. Your last name is Short. My whole body is short. -Mulch Diggums
You’re not short. -Holly Short
I’ll write it off as ignorance, because I love you. -Mulch Diggums
If I missed any of your favorites, drop them in the comments below. Also check out my Artemis Fowl Parents Guide to see if it’s ok for kids.
