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The Best Artemis Fowl Movie Quotes from Disney Plus

When Commander Root (Judi Dench) proclaimed, “Get the four-leaf clover out of here,” I knew some of the best Artemis Fowl movie quotes were going to be hilarious! The quotes from Mulch Diggums certainly brought the funny like Josh Gad always does. While it may not be the best movie ever, at least these quotes from Artemis Fowl will keep you entertained.

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The Best Artemis Fowl Movie Quotes

Check out these best Artemis Fowl movie quotes from your favorite characters like Mulch Diggums, Holly Short, Commander Root, and Artemis Fowl. Surprisingly, they have some words of wisdom for and from these criminal masterminds. 

Artemis Fowl is a 12-year-old genius and descendant of a long line of criminal masterminds. He soon finds himself  against a race of powerful underground fairies who may be behind his father’s disappearance, and he’ll do anything to find his father.

Let me show you the infinite possibilities of magic. -Mulch Diggums

A story that begins where every great story begins – in a place where magic and wonder exist. The most magical place on earth. Ireland, home of Artemis Fowl. -Mulch Diggums

Weird choice, but he’s an unusual kid. When you’re that unusual, you’re gonna stick out. -Mulch Diggums

Look, just who do you think you are? -Doctor

Call him “The Butler” and he’d snap you in half. -Mulch Diggums

You spy or you die. -Opal

Get the four-leaf clover out of here. – Commander Root

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I just want to be normal like the rest of my kind. To be accepted. -Mulch Diggums

My father used to say, “A friend’s eye is a good mirror.” -Artemis Fowl

It’s not perfect, Holly, but it’s ours. It’s a light to guide us, and it’s worth fighting for. -Commander Root

Funny Mulch Diggums Quotes in Artemis Fowl

Mulch Diggums is played by Josh Gad and of course he brings the laughs like he always does. What’s your favorite quote from Mulch Diggums in Artemis Fowl? 

Mulch Diggums Quotes in Artemis Fowl

Domovoi Butler – friend, mentor, bodyguard. Ten years of martial arts training in Kyoto, seven years of weapons training in Moscow, and six years of strength training at Gold’s Gym in Venice, California. -Mulch Diggums

See, this is my favorite part – mainly because I’m in it. -Mulch Diggums

You know I’m an artist. – Mulch Diggums
Yeah, a con artist. -Holly Short
Art is art. Great artists are never understood. -Mulch Diggums

You son of a…what would your parents be? -Mulch Diggums

We’re the same. Your last name is Short. My whole body is short. -Mulch Diggums
You’re not short. -Holly Short
I’ll write it off as ignorance, because I love you. -Mulch Diggums

If I missed any of your favorites, drop them in the comments below. Also check out my Artemis Fowl Parents Guide to see if it’s ok for kids. 

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