20 Funniest Quotes from Olaf Presents on Disney+

Have you seen Olaf Presents on Disney+. It’s a series of Olaf shorts released on Disney+ Day! I have to admit I probably laughed way too hard at Olaf retelling these Disney classic. Here are the funniest Olaf Presents quotes from Olaf himself (while playing other characters). 

Funniest Olaf Presents Quotes by Olaf

What is Olaf Presents? It’s a series of Olaf shorts (about 1 1/2 minutes long) where Olaf retells classic Disney tales as only Olaf can. The stories include The Little Mermaid, Moana, The Lion King, Aladdin, and Tangled! Olaf changes characters and voices and even includes other Frozen friends like Sven, Gale, and Marshmallow, the snow monster. 

It all started with Olaf’s funny Frozen 2 quotes when he’d sum up something for Anna and friends. He did such a great job, he got 5 episodes to tell his stories, and they don’t disappoint!

If your kids are fans of Olaf and the Frozen films, then these will have them cracking up. Is Olaf Presents kid friendly? Yes! While there may be some sarcasm that is a little much for young ones, it’ll probably go over their heads. 

Did I miss any of your favorite Olaf quotes from Olaf Presents?

You’ll be half a fish and you’ll like it young lady.

You’re a garbage collector like your mother.

Hey, I’m Octalady. Give me your voice for some legs. Also, if you fail I’m turning you into an emaciated shrimp. Forever!

Yes! Now I got your larynx.

Now I’m married and have feet.

Because I stole a rock which unbeknownst to me was actually the heart organ of a giant, raging lava lady who knocked my hook into the ocean which takes place before the events of this story.

Demon coconut people.

Peeing in the ocean.

He’s the bad guy ’cause he does mean things all the time, cause he’s bad.

I must run away now and eat bugs.

This is no ordinary lamp, because it’s filled with a magical, blue, smoky man.

I’m Aladdin. I was just jumping around from building to building. Do you need someone to enter a dangerous cave for what seems like a shady deal?

Oh Jasmine, if only your dad had full authority to literally change any of the rules he came up with in the first place.

I’m so ticked off that I’m molting.

Jokes on you, now you have to live in a pot forever and learn a few modern impressions.

Now remember Rapunzel to never go see anyone or do anything fun ever.

Yay! A mysterious tower to hide from vindictive horses in.

Take me to see flying light fixtures, you roguish knave.

Your smoldering boyfriend is gonna hang.

May my life-giving tears spew forth from my eyeballs and heal you.

Look, new parents who aren’t soul-crushing monsters.