Thanksgiving is a time to gather with friends and family. It’s also a time to laugh together. These funny rhyming Thanksgiving poems will make adults and kids smile.
Funny Thanksgiving Poems that Rhyme
Share these funny Thanksgiving poems around the dinner table or come up with a contest to make up your own poems. You can make up silly poems, ones that talk about turkey, gratitude, football, family, friends, or anything that reminds you of the season.
Turkey Trouble
Turkey on the table, oh so neat,
Wearing stuffing like a fancy seat.
Gobbled once, then gobbled twice,
Now it’s part of our feast, oh so nice!
The Silly Turkey
In the barnyard, strutting free,
A turkey as silly as can be.
Wore a pilgrim hat on its head,
Danced and wobbled, enough said!
Pumpkin Pie Surprise
Pumpkin pie, oh my, oh my,
Sweet and spicy, reaching the sky.
A dollop of cream, a secret prize,
In my tummy, it multiplies!
The Sneaky Cranberry
Cranberries rolling, here and there,
Trying to escape, it’s quite a scare!
But into the sauce, they eventually dive,
In a sea of sweetness, they come alive.
Pilgrim Pals
Pilgrims came from far and wide,
With buckle hats and a humble stride.
They shared a feast, oh, what a day,
Now we celebrate in a thankful way!
A Thanksgiving Wish
On this day of thanks and cheer,
May your turkey leg be near.
May the mashed potatoes never end,
And your laughter ’round the table blend.
Gravy Galore
Gravy rivers, mashed potato hills,
In Thanksgiving land, the aroma fills.
Sailing on gravy boats, oh what a ride,
In a sea of flavor, with joy as our guide!
Thankful Tummy
My tummy’s thankful, yes indeed,
For stuffing, pie, and rolls to feed.
A feast of plenty, oh so grand,
On Thanksgiving, the best in the land!
The Turkey Tango
Gobble, gobble, do the turkey tango,
Feathers flying, to and fro they go.
Dancing with potatoes, a funny pair,
Thanksgiving fun beyond compare!
Leftover Blues
The day after, oh, what a sight,
Leftovers stacked to a towering height.
Turkey sandwiches, pie for days,
In leftover land, our joy stays!
For more Thanksgiving fun, laugh at these funny Thanksgiving memes, play this printable Thanksgiving Bingo game, or watch these Thanksgiving movies for kids.
