It’s spooky season, and we’re here for it. Here are some funny Halloween quotes you can put on your Instagram captions or social media post to celebrate Halloween.
Funny Halloween Quotes for 2024
These quotes will add some bootiful humor to your Instagram posts during the Halloween season.
- I’m just here for the boos.
- Squad ghouls.
- Boo Felicia!
- Trick or treat yo’ self!
- No good deed will I do again. – Elphaba, Wicked
- Goodbye cruel world. -Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
- Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. -Mason Cooley
- Witch parking. All others will be toad.
- If I’d known you were coming, I could’ve made up the dungeon. -Morticia Addams, The Addams Family
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- Creep it real this Halloween.
- Ghouls just want to have fun.
- A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality. –Lucy, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
- When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.
- Witch better have my candy!
- Hocus Pocus and chill?
- Halloween: the one time of year when you can ask for candy in a dark alley.
- If the broom fits, ride it.
- Fangs for the memories!
- This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
- My broomstick runs on coffee.
Happy Halloween!
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