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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids for 2023

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! A time for family, friendship, and definitely laughter. These ho-ho-larious Christmas jokes for kids will keep everyone laughing at the dinner table. 

Funny Christmas jokes for kids

Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Are you feeling a little punny? Maybe a little merry? Maybe a combination of both? If you want to make kids laugh this holiday season, these Christmas jokes for kids will keep them merry and bright. And they’re clean jokes, so they can share them with friends.

If you’re looking for more holiday funny, these clean Christmas memes, Elf on the Shelf memes, Hanukkah memes, and funny Christmas memes have most of the celebrations covered. 

‘Tis the season to be merry! 

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep all his money? At the snow bank. 

Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elfis Presley

What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music.

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad. 

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumb-y.

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas? Sandy Claws

What do you call a dog sitting on a beach on Christmas? Sandy Paws

What falls but never gets hurt? Snowfall. 

What kind of pictures do elves take? Elfies!

What do gingerbread men put on their beds? Cookie sheets.

Christmas jokes about santa for kids

What kind of bug doesn’t like Christmas? A bah humbug. 

What do you call a reindeer with an attitude? Rude-olph.

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pine-apple.

What do you call Santa when his sleigh stops moving? Santa Pause.

Why was the little girl so cold on Christmas morning? Because it’s Decembrrrrr.

What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman. 

How does a frog open a Christmas present? Rippit. Rippit.

What do you call an old snowman? Water

What did the snowman’s hat say to its scarf? You hang out here, I’ll go on a head.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic.

Where do snowmen dance? At a snowball. 

What is Frosty’s favorite cereal? Ice Krispies

Christmas jokes for kids

I hope you enjoyed these holiday funnies! If you need something for older kids, these Christmas activities for teens and tweens are great for winter break or you can watch holiday movies with this list of Christmas movies on Disney+!