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The Funniest Love Hard Quotes on Netflix

Have you seen Love Hard on Netflix? This cheesy Christmas rom-com does have some funny lines. Tis the season for Netflix holiday movies. Enjoy these Love Hard quotes from Natalie, Josh, Tag, Kerry, Lee, and more.

Natalie Quotes Love Hard Netflix

Love Hard Quotes

Natalie (Nina Dobrev), an LA girl, unlucky in love, falls for an East Coast guy, Josh, on a dating app and decides to surprise him for the holidays, only to discover that she’s been catfished. Turns out he used an old friend’s picture, because he wasn’t having any luck on the dating app with his own profile. Natalie is about to head home, but her boss wants a dating disaster story for his website, so when Josh suggests deal, she takes it. 

Most of these quotes from Love Hard are funny, but a couple get emotional, too. Did I miss any of your favorite Love Hard quotes? Drop them in the comments below. 

Also check out this Love Hard Parents Guide for details on that TV-MA rating.

Funny quotes from LOVE HARD

I keep thinking my perfect match has to be out there, just one click away. -Natalie

People seem to love that I can’t find love. -Natalie

Either I’m the unluckiest woman in the world or my picker is broken. -Natalie

Remember, a disaster for you is a hit for me. -Lee

That’s why Soash Media exists…to distract them from their own lives or to show them things could be so so much worse. -Lee

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Kerry

The mother of all ironies is this might be the most sane thing you’ve ever done. -Kerry

Is that the Mormons again? Tell them we’re not converting. -Bob Lin

That guy is everything that is wrong with Christmas. It’s the reason I don’t celebrate it. -Tag

I want you to go and make that rugged unicorn notice you. -Kerry

You were a lie. A piece of fiction. -Natalie

Best Love Hard Quotes on Netflix

The roof may not be my child, but I’m still gonna raise it. -Natalie

Just because we’re girlfriends now, doesn’t mean I won’t fire you. -Lee

You sound like you have millennial Tourette’s. -Josh

I thought I flew 3,000 miles to see how my story ended. And instead, I found out how it begins. -Natalie

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