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The Funniest Happiest Season Quotes on Hulu

Have you seen Happiest Season on Hulu? With hilarious stars like Dan Levy, Kristen Stewart, Aubrey Davis, and Mary Steenburgen, I couldn’t stop laughing and crying. These are the best Happiest Season quotes from favorite characters John, Abby, Harper, Tipper, and more.

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Funny Happiest Season Quotes 

In this rom-com, a young woman with a plan to propose to her girlfriend while at her family’s annual holiday party discovers her partner hasn’t yet come out to her family. It’s full of emotional moments, but luckily, there is plenty of funny.

John, played by Dan Levy, essentially plays himself, and we all love him for it. Some of the funniest quotes in Happiest Season come from John! And we thank Dan Levy for every last bit of it.

And Kristen Stewart? We see her smile and laugh! That alone should make you add Happiest Season to your holiday watch list. 

Did I miss any of your favorite quotes? Drop them in the comments below!

Maybe one of your exes will bring out dessert? –Abby

I track everybody. If the NSA can do it, so can I. -John

I want you to break out of that closet. -John

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She is not a rice cooker. Or a cake plate. –John

Did you bring concealer? -Tipper

Okay, you say that, but what you are actually doing is tricking the woman you claim to love by trapping her in a box of heteronormativity and trying to make her your property. –John

I’m sorry…ask her dad for his blessing? Way to stick it to the patriarchy. –John

Just be yourself. But don’t lie. You’re a very bad liar. -Harper


Men need offices, dear. -Tipper

Mary Steenburgen Tipper Quotes

It is crucial we take the family holiday photo for the Instagram tonight, so don’t wear anything that will strobe. -Tipper

Have you managed to get a man’s permission to take ownership of an adult human woman yet? -John

Is it hot in here or is it just him? Yummy, yummy, yummy! -Jane

You know I’m glad I ran into you. I’m having this thing where if I stick my finger in my eye, it like, really hurts. -Abby
Yeah, I mean, that’s a classic case of Contact Stupiditis, because it’s a stupid thing to do.  -Riley

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