The Best Quotes from Marvel's WHAT IF...? on Disney+

Have you seen been watching What If…? on Disney+? This show is crazy! Marvel takes us on many twists and turns as our favorite characters follow different paths than we’re used to. Here are some of the best quotes from Marvel’s WHAT IF from The Watcher, Bucky, T’Challa, Peggy, Tony Stark, Coulson, Nebula, and more!

Best Marvel’s WHAT IF Quotes on Disney+

Marvel’s WHAT IF…? is an animated series that explores alternate timelines in the Marvel multiverse that show what would happen if major moments from the MCU films occurred differently. Like what if Peggy Carter took the super serum? Or what if T’Challa became Star-Lord?

Although some characters’ paths have changed, others still have the same funny personalities and quotes like Bucky and Coulson. And then, Episode 4 happens and it goes dark. As each episode drops, I will update the post.

Did I miss any of your favorite Marvel’s WHAT IF quotes? Drop them in the comments below.

If you’re wondering whether the show is kid friendly, check out this Marvel’s WHAT IF Parents Guide.

Time, space, reality. It’s more than a linear path. It’s a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am The Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and ponder the question, What If…? -The Watcher

Who needs a plan? I have a shield. -Peggy
A shield is not a plan. -Howard

I’m up for anything but this is crazy.
Yeah, so is Steve Rogers. -Bucky

Hey, being a genius is my thing. -Stark

Don’t tell me the American playboy needs help pushing buttons. -Peggy

Oh wow. Who ordered the calamari? -Bucky

Her one choice gave birth to a whole new history and gave the multiverse a new hero. -The Watcher

As for me these are my stories. I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere for I am the watcher. -The Watcher

Classic Star-Lord.

No treasure is worth as much as the good that can be done with it. -T’Challa

Are you crazy? -Nebula
Not crazy. Mad. -Thanos

A ravager never flies solo. -T’Challa

You lost your home and now you save everyone else’s. -Nebula

My friend, that sounds an awful lot like genocide. -Dora Milaje
No, no, because it’s random, and I might add…efficient. -Thanos
Ugh, dad! -Nebula

Then you should know I’m not afraid of a big swing. -Nick Fury

He’s a Caucasian male, mid 20’s with really great hair. -Coulson
Excuse me. -Nick Fury
It’s an accurate description sir, he’s gorgeous. -Coulson

It’s weird, but I also have a space corpse that looks like a Chippendales dancer rotting on the next table over. -Fury

Wow, even while rotting he smells like lavender. -Coulson

Is that a beeper from the 90s? -Coulson

Hope. It’s all about hope. -Fury

I told you I don’t want to join your super secret boy band. -Tony Stark

You’re still pretty spry for a guy with a corner office. -Hank Pym

What if the best of intentions has very strange consequences? -The Watcher

I think you should just rush the podium like a contestant on The Price is Right. -Christine

In this universe, Stephen Strange didn’t lose his hands…but his heart. -The Watcher

If you erase her death, you never start your journey. -Ancient One

You have to be the strangest dressed sorcerer I have ever seen. -O’Bengh
Yeah, it’s Armani. -Doctor Strange

There is a fine line between devotion and delusion. Love can break more than your heart. It can shatter your mind. -O’Bengh

One life, one choice, one moment can destroy the entire universe. -The Watcher

No, no, no. Don’t eat me. Don’t eat me. I’m… I’m vegan. – Bruce Banner

New York! Home of the Mets, the Chrysler Building, those ladies from Sex and the City, and now, the zombie apocalypse! – Peter Parker

You’re never more vulnerable than when you’re in your birthday suit. – Peter Parker

Wh… Awesome! Global crisis solved. High-fives all around guys. – Peter Parker

Well, just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.- Happy

Uh, splitting up? Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda? – Peter parker
We don’t need them. We have American reality shows. – Okoye

But my Aunt May says…used to say, that if we don’t keep smiling when they can’t, then we might as well just be gone too.” – Peter Parker

Sorry, I tend to process traumatic events with dad jokes. -Scott Lang

Wingardium leviosa! – Scott Lang

In my culture, death is not the end.They are still with us, as long as we do not forget them. -T’challa

Even in the darkest of times, humans will give all to save their planet. Even if it might bring an end to the universe. – The Watcher