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Funniest Quotes from The Willoughbys on Netflix

The Willoughbys on Netflix is an interesting movie, with tongue-in-cheek jokes about dysfunctional families. The funniest quotes from The Willoughbys movie probably come from the Narrator who is a cat voiced by Ricky Gervais. Here are the quotes that made me chuckle. 

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The Funniest Quotes from The Willoughbys on Netflix

The Willoughbys on Netflix are voiced by Martin Short, Jane Krakowski, Will Forte, Alessia Cara, and Seán Cullen, so you know there are going to be laughs! Sometimes a bit rude to each other, they show that families aren’t perfect. Check out these funny quotes from Tim and Jane Willoughby, the parents, and don’t forget the cat!

If you love stories about families that stick together and love each other through thick and thin and it all ends happily ever after…this isn’t the film for you, okay? -Narrator (Cat)

Boring people living boring lives. I’m not judging. Yeah I am. -Narrator (Cat)

Their greatness passed down like their magnificent facial hair from generation to generation to generation. -Narrator (Cat)

Why are we staring at this wall? Because we’re Willoughbys. -Tim

But I’m so hungry, I just want to eat my own tongue. -Jane

Wow, what a mystery, it’s like we’re in a book! -Jane

Dance, dance for your papa! -Father Willoughby

I’m gonna have a quick look to see if it’s dangerous. If it is, run. Different directions, zigzaggy and stuff, so it can only eat one of you. -Jane

Best Quotes from The Willoughbys on Netflix

Gah! Parents already up? Despicable! -Tim

I knit, you provide. It’s simple. -Mother Willoughby

Smells like an orphan. Looks like an orphan. Got a box like an orphan. -The Barnabys 

Children. -Father Willoughby
I wish we could kick them all out. -Mother Willoughby

Such a magnificent mustache. This is the perfect home. -Tim

Just think about how great our family could be if they were gone. -Jane

You make me spin whirlybird style. -Father Willoughby

We did not orphan ourselves so you could go toodle-doodling, eating fancy rainbow food with your friends. -Tim

What in the Willoughby is that? -Tim

You guys are like little baby Albert Einsteins but with weirder hair. -Nanny

Back up the abuse caboose. -Nanny

Leave me, Phil, to my short-panted guilt. -Tim
Pity party, huh? I guess I didn’t get my invitation. -Nanny

Mother’s balls! -Father Willoughby

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