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20 Most Popular Hocus Pocus Quotes for Instagram Captions

Have you seen the original Hocus Pocus? It is such a classic and has a huge fanbase. Also around Halloween time, you’ll always hear the most popular Hocus Pocus quotes from The Sanderson Sisters, Dani, Thackery Binx, and more! 

Hocus Pocus Best Halloween Movie for kids

The Best Movie Quotes from Hocus Pocus

Ready to run amok, amok, amok with these popular Hocus Pocus movie quotes? Hocus Pocus always makes the lists of best Halloween movies.

When you dress up like The Sanderson Sisters for Halloween you’ll definitely need these Sanderson Sisters quotes for your Instagram captions.

After moving to Salem, Mass., teenager Max Dennison (Omri Katz) explores an abandoned house with his sister Dani (Thora Birch) and their new friend, Allison (Vinessa Shaw).  Max accidentally frees some evil witches (Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy) who used to live in the house. Now, with the help of a magical cat, the kids must steal the witches’ book of spells to stop them from becoming immortal.

Did I miss any of your favorite quotes from Hocus Pocus? Drop them in the comments below.

This Hocus Pocus Parents Guide will give you some age recommendations. Once you’ve watched this one, Hocus Pocus 2 is now streaming on Disney+.

It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus. -Max

Oh look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick. -Winifred Sanderson

I smell children. -Mary Sanderson

It’s a full moon tonight. The weirdos are out. -Dani

Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? -Winifred Sanderson

I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle. -Thackery Binx

I am beautiful! Boys will love me. -Sarah Sanderson

Come, we fly! -Winfred Sanderson

Goodbye, cruel world. -Winifred Sanderson

The Best Winifred Sanderson Quotes

Aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating? -The Master’s Wife

You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one…on toast! -Winifred Sanderson quotes

You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful! -Thackery Binx

Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! -Winifred Sanderson
Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok! -Sarah Sanderson

Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence! -Winifred Sanderson

Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead! -Sarah Sanderson

Sistahs!!! -Winifred Sanderson

I love you, jerkface. -Dani

Don’t get your knickers in a twist! -Winifred Sanderson

It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark! -Mary

Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head! -Winifred Sanderson

Hocus Pocus Quotes