It’s America’s birthday and these funny 4th of July quotes will give you a good laugh to celebrate. It’s time to party and enjoy the sweet land of liberty.
Funny Quotes About the 4th of July
These funny quotes about the 4th of July come from celebrities and favorite characters from TV Shows. Happy Independence Day! Check here for inspirational Fourth of July quotes from George Bernard Shaw, Barack Obama, Thomas Jefferson, and more.
“History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.” — Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec
“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, exploding Christmas.” – Stephen Colbert
“I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don’t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks. It’s always fun.” – James Lafferty
“America’s a family. We all yell at each other, and it all works out.” – Louis C.K.
“You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.” – Jon Stewart
“You get to cook outside, blow stuff up, wear shorts. Easter should be taking notes!” -Jay Pritchett, Modern Family
“You look like the Fourth of July. Makes me want a hot dog real bad.” -Paulette, Legally Blonde
“I am red and white and blue, these are the colors that ring true, to all I am and, feel and love and do, I stand proud and brave and tall, I want justice for us all, so color me America, red, white and blue” – “Color Me America,” Dolly Parton
“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” – Stephen Colbert
Funny 4th of July Instagram Captions
These funny 4th of July quotes for your Instagram captions are easy to share when you’re sharing photos of your fireworks and BBQs. Don’t worry, everyone does it. That’s why these funny fourth of july memes make fun of them.
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- I’m not an American, I’m an Ameri-can!
- Fireworks, barbecues, and freedom: America’s three favorite things.
- I’m just here for the fireworks and the food.
- Too cool for British rule.
- Grill it, chill it, and let the fireworks fill it!
- I’m so American, my blood type is apple pie.
- Fireworks: The perfect way to pretend I’m winning a battle.
- Forget the 4th of July, let’s make it the 4th of Jul-I-do-whatever-I-want.
- Red, white, and blue are the new black.
- Who needs a six-pack when you have fireworks?
- America: Where the burgers are hot, and the freedom is unlimited.
- Light up the sky like it’s the 4th of July.
- My favorite color is freedom.
- Have a Yankee Doodle Day.
- Fireworks are nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s celebrate blowing things up!
- I’m a proud American, which means I spend half my paycheck on fireworks I’m not allowed to use.
- The 4th of July: The only day it’s socially acceptable to set off explosives in your backyard.
- On the Fourth of July, I’m like a firework—loud, colorful, and likely to scare your pets.
- Fireworks are like relationships—they’re exciting at first, but they often end in a big mess.
- I’m not saying I love America for the food, but let’s just say the Fourth of July is like a national cheat day.
- The best thing about the Fourth of July? It’s a day off work to celebrate a country where we work too much.
- On the Fourth of July, calories don’t count. It’s science.
- America: Where we celebrate independence by buying things that were made in China.
- My favorite part of the Fourth of July? Trying to out-grill my neighbors without burning down the neighborhood.
- Current mood: Sparkler time!
Happy 4th of July!