Funny Quotes From Never Have I Ever on Netflix

Have you seen Never Have I Ever on Netflix? You never know what funny quotes will come out of Devi’s mouth. She’s a rebellious teenager who just lets things fly. Enjoy the funniest Never Have I Ever Quotes from Devi, Fabiola, Ramona, Nalini, Ben, and more.

Funniest Quotes from Never Have I Ever on Netflix 

After a terrible freshman year at high school, sophomore Devi Vishwakumar (Maitreyi Ramakrishnan), a modern first-generation Indian American teenage girl, decides that she and her equally unpopular friends are going to be popular. She’s planned how to achieve this goal by starting with choosing a boyfriend for each of them—no matter how unsuitable they are.

Season One’s quotes in Never Have I Ever provided some great laughs, because the characters are so relatable. The Season 2 Never Have I Ever quotes are just as good! Some of the humor can be a little mature, so make sure to read my Never Have I Ever Parents Guide Review first.

Did I miss any of your favorite quotes from Never Have I Ever? Drop them in the comments below.

I’d like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs. I’m not gonna do them, I’d just like the opportunity to say, “No cocaine for me, thanks. I’m good.” -Devi

One day, you will walk again. If not, I will build you legs. -Fabiola

I’d love for my arm hair to thin out. I know it’s an Indian thing, but my forearms look like the frigging floor of a barber shop. -Devi

You look like an Indian Kardashian. -Fabiola

This is worse than if it were happening to me. In protest, I shan’t use my legs either. -Ramona

Later, Skater. -Devi

Do both of her friends think she is just a lonely, wheelchair girl with no dad? –John McEnroe

You think you are a loser? I was so lonely I got catfished by a middle aged man yesterday. -Ben

Yeah, you better go to your room before I give you a smack. Smacking is still an acceptable punishment in many minority cultures. -Nalini 

If women didn’t accept each other’s apologies, The View would grind to a halt. -Devi

American workplaces need fun perks to keep their employees earning a paycheck. -Nalini

I left a funeral to be by your side after Nick Jonas married an Indian woman that wasn’t you. -Fabiola

You can’t go around wishing Nazi’s will kill classmates. –Principal Grubbs

I just worry about you, man. I know behind those sculpted abs is a tender heart. -Trent

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