Have you seen Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers on Disney+? It seems as if Ugly Sonic is the biggest hit from the film, but there are some funny quotes and sweet quotes, too. Enjoy the best Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers quotes from Ugly Sonic, Chip, Dale, Monterey Jack, and more!
Best Quotes from Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022)
In “Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers,” Chip and Dale are living amongst cartoons and humans in modern-day Los Angeles, but their lives are quite different now. It has been decades since their successful television series was canceled, and Chip (John Mulaney) has succumbed to a life of suburban domesticity as an insurance salesman. Dale (Andy Sandberg), meanwhile, has had CGI surgery and works the nostalgia convention circuit, desperate to relive his glory days. When a former cast mate mysteriously disappears, Chip and Dale must repair their broken friendship and take on their Rescue Rangers detective personas once again to save their friend’s life.
These Chipmunk best friends are on another adventure after a friendship breakup. Did I miss any of your favorite Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers quotes? Drop them in the comments below!
You’re not Donald Duck, put on some pants! -Teacher
The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all. -Chip
They’ll like me for who I am, not like last time when the internet got one look at my human teeth and burned the place down. -Ugly Sonic
We tell each other everything. -Chip
I’m done being second banana. -Dale
They’re laughing at me. You can’t hurt my feelings if I’m in on the joke. -Ugly Sonic
It’s called Ugly Sonic: Uglier Crimes. -Ugly Sonic
Thank you, Tigra. We should hang out sometime. -Dale
Meanly fast. -Dale
Of course they’re rapping. They always have to make the cartoons rap. -Chip
A message on my landline. I don’t like that. -Chip
You scared the beans out of me.
My love of cheese got the best of me. I just love it so much. -Monterey Jack
No more free samples Buster, this isn’t Baskin Robbins.
Is he talking to us?
I can’t tell, He’s got those Polar Express eyes.
Are we about to get waffle fried?
This body is meant to be looked at, not touched. -Dale
He’s been bootlegged.
Friends are more important than business.