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Best The Lost City Quotes (2022) -“I’m like a blood Jamba Juice!”

Have you seen The Lost City (2022) starring Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum? This movie is hilarious and heartwarming all at the same time. Enjoy these funny The Lost City movie quotes from Loretta, Alan, Fairfax, Jack, and more!

The Lost City Movie Quotes

The Best Quotes from The Lost City

Reclusive author Loretta Sage (Sandra Bullock) writes about exotic places in her popular adventure novels that feature a handsome cover model named Alan (Channing Tatum). While on tour promoting her new book with Alan, Loretta gets kidnapped by an eccentric billionaire who hopes she can lead him to an ancient city’s lost treasure from her latest story. Determined to prove he can be a hero in real life and not just on the pages of her books, Alan sets off to rescue her.

Loretta and Alan’s banter is totally laugh out loud funny! Loretta’s The Lost City quotes may be the best though. Did I miss any of your favorite quotes from The Lost City

There are some sexual innuendos, so you may want to check out The Lost City Parents Guide first for age recommendations. 

Do I need to be wearing a glitter onesie? -Loretta

I’m like a blood Jamba Juice! -Alan

You know you are not Dash, right? He is a character I’ve made up. -Loretta

I should go with you, just for back up and awesomeness. -Alan

It’s a classic for a reason! -Fairfax

This is so much better than your books. -Alan

I feel like a nerdy figure skater. -Loretta

Only a fool chooses their horse by it’s color. – Jack 

Can I at least do the part where I go, “shhhh… you’re safe now.” -Alan

His brains are in my mouth- I can taste his thoughts. -Alan

He’s a body wash commercial. He’s always glistening all over the place. -Loretta

Loretta Quotes The Lost City Movie


Jungles eat people like us. -Loretta

Can’t come out of the gate with the throb. -Loretta

That’s my hoo hoo. -Loretta

Please mansplain sexism to me. -Alan
I’m a woman, I can’t mansplain. -Loretta

It’s Latin. It means “its sweeter after difficulty.” -Loretta

I’m going to ask you something. Tell me the truth. Have you ever murdered anyone before? -Beth

Squeeze in, do a kegel or something! -Alan

Best Alan Quotes The Lost City

How could I be embarrassed by something that makes so many people happy? -Alan

How do they keep finding us? -Loretta
You’re like a walking disco ball. -Alan 

I’m in a glitter straight jacket. -Loretta

This is so much better than your books. -Alan

If we don’t hear from you, Fabio’s going to die. -Fairfax

Judge a book by its cover model.

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