You have to love High School Musical: The Musical: The Series for what it is – a mockumentary. These are the best High School Musical: The Musical: The Series quotes from Season 1 for all the millennials who watched High School Musical, the teens and tweens like my kids who love the series, and the moms who like to laugh at ridiculous things. All praise HSMTMTS for these quotes and giving me life.
The Best High School Musical: The Musical: The Series Quotes
To avoid spoilers, I won’t give you any context to these High School Musical The Series quotes, but it’ll give you a glimpse into the treats you’ll get when watching the High School Musical TV Series on Disney+. They’re funny, snarky, silly, truthful, and some are over the top. Pass over all that tea, please.
HSMTMTS is one of the best shows on Disney+, especially for tweens and teens. Now that Season 1 is over, let’s remember the good times and bide our time until Season 2 of HSMTMTS!!
Mr. Mazzara: Aren’t you supposed to be somewhere right now?
Carlos: I’ve seen the original High School Musical 37 times, and the first 15 minutes of both sequels.
Ashlyn to EJ: Maybe it would be good for you to not get what you want for once. Then again, you are who you are.
Carlos: He’s basically a Hollister model.
Ms. Jenn: Yoohoo, Ginger Boy. Can you read?
Big Red: Did I just join a cult?
Ms. Jenn: I come from strong stock. My grandmother bounced back from an autopsy.
Ashlyn: Dating her doesn’t mean you own her.
Carlos: It’s Fred Astaire. Fred Rogers was Mr. Rogers. He never danced. He potty-trained puppets.
Gina: I’m a transfer student. You either eat or get eaten.
Ms. Jenn: If they can have 40 sports ball trophies, we deserve a little movie museum.
Ms. Jenn: My job is to put these kids on airplane mode…so they can fly.
Carlos: Tornadoes come and go. Dance is forever.
Big Red: She said, break a leg. I’m like what did my leg ever do to you? I never should have joined the crew.”
Big Red: I found a girl on YouTube who said she got rid of her psoriasis by eating her dog’s kibble.
Ms. Jenn: Nobody’s holding furniture over their head. This isn’t The Lion King.
Ms. Jenn: I have more chemistry with the girl who colors my hair. What’s up with these two?
Ms. Jenn: Do you know how to hang a light?
Big Red: I know how to hang out.
Carlos: Pray for me.
Big Red: You know a lot about technical theater for a STEM teacher.
Mr. Mazzara: My robotics shows are famously elaborate.
Nini: This is Nini. Talk to me-me.
Carlos: The music’s been vamping so much I feel like I’m stuck in an elevator.
Ricky: What happens now?
Nini: Usually the theater kids cry and then we go to Denny’s.
Seb: I smell a choosical redo-sical.
And perhaps my favorite HSMTMTS quote of all time:
Nini: Is that really her phone?
Miss Jenn: Hold it to your ear like a seashell. You’ll hear echoes of VHudge crushing the B-flat on When There Was Me and You.
The Cast of High School Musical: The Musical: The Series
Here is the cast list of all your favorites in High School Musical: The Musical: The Series on Disney+! Then you can see who said all your favorite quotes! Pictured from left to right:
Mark St. Cyr – Mr. Mazzara
Sofia Wylie – Gina
Dara Renee – Kourtney
Frankie A. Rodriguez – Carlos
Olivia Rodrigo – Nini
Joshua Bassett – Ricky
Larry Saperstein – Big Red
Julia Lester – Ashlyn
Matt Cornett – EJ
Kate Reinders – Miss Jenn
Which of your favorite HSMTMTS quotes did I miss? Don’t forget to get your jazz hands ready and watch High School Musical: The Musical: The Series on Disney+!
Also check out our fun set visit to East High!