You have to love High School Musical: The Musical: The Series for what it is – a mockumentary. These are the best High School Musical: The Musical: The Series quotes for all the millennials who watched High School Musical, who are still living their best millennial lives, and the moms who like to laugh at ridiculous things. All praise High School Musical for these quotes and giving me life.
The Best High School Musical: The Musical: The Series Quotes
To avoid spoilers, I won’t give you any context to these quotes, but it’ll give you a glimpse into the treats you’ll get when watching the High School Musical TV Series on Disney+. They’re funny, snarky, silly, truthful, and some are over the top. Pass over all that tea, please.
And these quote gems are just from the first 2 episodes. If you’re not quoting that last V Hudge quote on the daily, are we really friends?
Mr. Mazzara: “Aren’t you supposed to be somewhere right now?”
Carlos: “I’ve seen the original High School Musical 37 times, and the first 15 minutes of both sequels.”
Ashlyn to EJ: “Maybe it would be good for you to not get what you want for once. Then again, you are who you are.”
Carlos to camera: “He’s basically a Hollister model.”
Miss Jenn (the drama teacher): “Yoohoo, Ginger Boy. Can you read?”
Big Red: “Did I just join a cult?”
Miss Jenn: “I come from strong stock. My grandmother bounced back from an autopsy.”
Ashlyn: “Dating her doesn’t mean you own her.”
Carlos: “It’s Fred Astaire.Fred Rogers was Mr. Rogers. He never danced. He potty-trained puppets.”
Gina: “I’m a transfer student. You either eat or get eaten.”
Miss Jenn: “If they can have 40 sports ball trophies, we deserve a little movie museum.”
And perhaps my favorite HSMTMTS quote of all time:
Nini: Is that really her phone?
Miss Jenn: Hold it to your ear like a seashell. You’ll hear echoes of VHudge crushing the B-flat on When There Was Me and You.”
The Cast of High School Musical: The Musical: The Series
Here is the cast list of all your favorites in High School Musical: The Musical: The Series on Disney+! Then you can see who said all your favorite quotes! Pictured from left to right:
Mark St. Cyr – Mr. Mazzara
Sofia Wylie – Gina
Dara Renee – Kourtney
Frankie A. Rodriguez – Carlos
Olivia Rodrigo – Nini
Joshua Bassett – Ricky
Larry Saperstein – Big Red
Julia Lester – Ashlyn
Matt Cornett – EJ
Kate Reinders – Miss Jenn
Don’t forget to get your jazz hands ready and watch High School Musical: The Musical: The Series on Disney+! New epiosdes premiere on Fridays. So until then, enjoy these HSMTMTS quotes from the first 2 episodes!
Also check out our fun set visit to East High!