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The Best Gossip Girl Reboot Quotes

Hey there, Gossip Girl fans. Ready for more drama and intrigue? Check out the best 2021 Gossip Girl reboot quotes from Julien, Monet, Luna, Max, and more! 

Gossip Girl Reboot Quotes

Best Gossip Girl Reboot Quotes

Gossip Girl is back with more rich kids, more drama, and teachers out for revenge. Gossip Girl is still keeping tabs on the students and spreading the tea. 

These Gossip Girl reboot quotes are from Episode 1 and I will update them as each episode is released. Did I miss any of your favorite quotes? Drop them in the comments below.

Now they can’t be controlled , because we cease to matter. Who needs an education when you’re famous for putting on your makeup? -Kate Keller

It took me an hour to pick out an outfit I thought they wouldn’t make fun of, and it took them one second to prove me wrong. -Kate Keller

They just pick on us cause they can, because no one says not to. -Mr. Glassberg

Class of ’09, back when we still respected authority.

Twitter is a glorified chat room for meme sharing, conspiracy theorists, and Lin-Manuel Miranda. -Mr. Glassberg

Family drama is so not my thing. -Max

Should we throw our lattes on her? Tumeric stains forever. -Monet

Gossip Girl Reboot Quotes Monet

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I can’t see Freshmen. -Luna

What’s this? -Kate
Power. -Mr. Glassberg

We own this school. They work for us. -Julien

And a reminder, it’s fashion week, so accoutre accordingly. -Max

The only thing that makes a story interesting is how it’s told and who’s telling it. -Gossip Girl

I told you you couldn’t hide from me. I told you I saw you. But if there’s one thing you can hold as true, then as now, it’s this, it may take some time, it may hurt a little bit but I’ll know you’ll love me. -Gossip Girl

XO, XO Gossip Girl.

Only boring people are bored. You are uninspired. -Audrey

I allow myself to sample everything. -Max

Aki has poisoned me with logic and reason. -Audrey

Don’t do it for your brand. Do it for yourself. -Audrey

Revenge is a dish best served bold, after all. -Gossip Girl

Julien Quotes Gossip Girl Reboot

Check out this Gossip Girl Reboot Parents Guide for more information on if the show is kid friendly.