45 Hilarious Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Quotes to Keep You Laughing

Have you seen Sonic the Hedgehog in theaters? If so, I know you were cracking up laughing at these Sonic the Hedgehog movie quotes like I was! There are some hilarious one-liners and quotes between Sonic, Tom, Dr. Robotnik, Billy, and even Aunt Rachel. Check out these favorite Sonic Movie quotes in 2020 to repeat over and over.

Best Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Quotes

Most of these quotes are so funny! There are a few that are deep, some that are snarky, and others are straight up bizarre. Ben Schwartz as the voice of Sonic does a great job capturing Sonic’s personality. If you’ve seen the movie, you know what I’m talking about.

The Donut Lord. Defender of this town. -Sonic

Say hi to Crazy Carl. He calls me the Blue Devil. -Sonic

Yes, Keanu. You are a national treasure. -Sonic

Pop quiz, hot shot. Classic line. -Sonic

I’m living my best life on earth. -Sonic

Get outta there, you trash pandas. -Tom

You sacrificed for me. I’m happy to sacrifice for you. -Maddie

I really am alone. All alone. Forever. -Sonic

I can’t believe you’re bringing that freak into this. -General

Lightning shot out of your butt. -Sonic

D-I-V-O-R-C-E -Aunt Rachel

Are you here to abduct me? -Tom
You abducted me. -Sonic
Oh that’s a fair point. -Tom

Why do you call me Donut Lord? -Tom
Because you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line. -Sonic

Good morning, my rural chum. -Sonic

This feels excessive. -Sonic

Pop quiz, hotshot. You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog. -Sonic

This was a horrible plan. What was I thinking? -Sonic

Can you believe Amazon was going to deliver packages with these things? -Sonic

Let me know if you want to go Round 2 with the blue. -Sonic

I’m a hedgehog. I thought that was obvious. -Sonic

I can’t believe Crazy Carl was right. -Tom
You should call him Observant Carl. -Sonic

It’s a pay phone. It’s mostly for drug dealers and fugitives of the law. Which is us. -Tom

They looked like guys from Men in Black but not as likable or charming as Will Smith. -Billy

What? You’re going to bucket list with me? -Sonic

Is this bull missing a head or does it have 2 butts? -Sonic

You are a weird little dude. -Tom

I think that tank just had a baby. -Sonic

I was wrong. You’re not the Donut Lord – more like a Jerk Lord. -Sonic

I feel like Vin Diesel. It’s all about family, Tom. -Sonic

How could something so adorable be so terrible? -Sonic

Where am I? What year is it? Is The Rock the President? -Sonic

What were you keeping in this bag? A jar of pickled farts? -Sonic

Nice of you to stop by on your way to Comic Con. -Tom

That silly little alien knew more about being a human than you ever will. -Tom

This is my power, and I’m not using it to run away anymore. I’m using it to protect my friends. -Sonic

JoJo, put on my Fitbit, so I can at least get some steps. -Aunt Rachel

Best Dr. Robotnik Quotes from Sonic the Hedgehog

I loved Sonic, but I have to admit Dr. Robotnik was my favorite. Jim Carrey had me laughing the entire time with his antics and stole the show. Some of these Dr. Robotnik quotes are weird, but so funny, too!

I’m the top banana in a world full of monkeys. -Dr. Robotnik

Nobody care that our mommy is proud you can read at a 3rd grade level. Have you read Charlotte’s Web yet? Spoiler alert; she dies. And leaves behind a big giant egg sac. Look what came out of my egg sac. -Dr. Robotnik

That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for me. -Dr. Robotnik

I’m sure you’re hella popular. -Dr. Robotnik

I was breastfed actually. -Tom
Nice. Rub that in my orphan face. -Dr. Robotnik

Here’s the thing. I’m never wrong. -Dr. Robotnik

Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise. -Dr. Robotnik

Just sit there and be U……..seless! -Dr. Robotnik

You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid. -Dr. Robotnik

Thank you, Officer Brainfart. -Dr. Robotnik

Is that all you got?! -Sonic
No, but thank you for asking. -Dr. Robotnik

Confidence. A fool’s substitute for intelligence. -Dr. Robotnik

Did I miss any of your favorite Sonic Movie quotes? Leave them in the comments below!

Also check out these free printable Sonic the Hedgehog Valentines! And here’s what parents need to know in my ‘Is Sonic movie kid friendly?” movie review.