Emotional and Funny Hawkeye Quotes on Disney Plus

Hawkeye is one of Marvel’s best TV shows on Disney+! We get more wise-cracking Clint Barton and an equally sarcastic Kate Bishop. Enjoy some of the best Hawkeye quotes from Hawkeye, Kate Bishop, Yelena, Eleanor, and more. 

Best Quotes from Hawkeye on Disney Plus

In Marvel’s Hawkeye, the MCU’s newest series on Disney+, Clint Barton is in New York with his kids. He runs into archer Kate Bishop, and reluctantly must team up with her to address some of his past enemies as Ronin while trying to get back to his family before Christmas. 

Now that the finale of Hawkeye has aired, I’m hoping there’s a Season 2! Clint and Kate are an iconic duo. And also, tissue warning, there were some emotional Hawkeye quotes. Did I miss any of your favorite quotes from Hawkeye or Kate Bishop quotes from the new Disney+ series? Drop them in the comments below!

Also, check out this Hawkeye Parents Guide if you’re wondering if kids can watch it.

What would you do in a hurricane? -Kate
I would do what I always do. Protect you. -Russel Bishop

The heroes showed them what would happen. -Eleanor Bishop

I need to protect us. I need a bow and arrow. -Kate

You’re Hawkeye. -Kate
Who the hell are you? -Hawkeye

Why is everyone singing and dancing about everything? -Nathaniel Barton

I know that young people think they’re invincible and rich people think they’re invincible. And you have always been both. You’re not. You’ll get hurt. Don’t go out looking for it. -Eleanor Bishop

Monogrammed butterscotch? -Kate

You’re a kid. -Hawkeye

I’m gonna real punch you and you are gonna real fall down. -Hawkeye

When did your heart shrink 3 sizes? -Kate
When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas. -Hawkeye

I bought a book about becoming a stepdad. -Jack
Money well spent, Jack. -Kate

There are arrows more dangerous than that one? -Kate

Can I speak to your manager? -Hawkeye

I didn’t realize we were supposed to bring guns. -Kate

Hey look, that one’s you. -Kate
No, that’s Katniss Everdeen. -Hawkeye

Your problem is branding. -Kate Bishop
No, my problem is you. And this ninja suit and that people are trying to kill you, because of this ninja suit. The whole thing’s a problem that I’m going to solve today, so I can go home to my family. -Hawkeye
No, it’s branding. -Kate Bishop

You have to learn to jump between two worlds.

You’d be lost without me. -Kate

I love Imagine Dragons. -Tracksuit Mafia 

I was about to clear your name from the suit until you came crashing through the skylight. -Hawkeye

My go-to weapon is two sticks and a string, so… -Hawkeye

I’m not smashing a 72 Challenger. Come on. -Hawkeye

Good thing they call you Hawekeye and not Hawkear. -Kate

I’m sorry Kate, I’m not a role model to anyone. -Hawkeye

You tried to stab your mom’s fiancé in the face? -Hawkeye

She was the best there was. -Hawkeye

When you do what I do for a living, it’s just a game of managing loss. -Hawkeye

Everybody dealt with the blip in their own way.

You were a hero. -Kate
I was a weapon. -Hawkeye

Not gonna lie, I look pretty good as a viking. -Kate Bishop

Go home, Kate. It’s over. -Hawkeye

I didn’t mean to be reckless I just wanted to help people.
Recklessness is the unfortunate side effect.

I really thought I could be one of them.

You’re so hostile. -Yelena

You always were the bravest of us. -Hawkeye

Then you and Natasha will be reunited and live your Sex in the City fantasy.

I just want to say I miss you and I’m so sorry for what I’m about to do. -Hawkeye

Kate, you’re my partner. Your mess is my mess. -Hawkeye

The people need to be reminded that the city belongs to me. -Kingpin

It’s a weird flex, but sure. -Hawkeye

Do you remember when you peed your pants in the Hamptons? I do. Everybody does. -Jack

Stop making me like you. -Kate
I’m sorry I can’t help it. -Yelena

This is some Christmas. -Hawkeye

Is this what heroes do? Arrest their mothers on Christmas? -Eleanor

Every once in awhile you come across somebody that just makes you better in every way. -Hawkeye