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Best Quotes from Nine Perfect Strangers on Hulu

Have you seen Nine Perfect Strangers on Hulu? The series based on Liane Moriarty’s novel is kinda creepy. These nine strangers do have some weird and funny things to say though. These are some of the best Nine Perfect Strangers Quotes from Frances, Masha, Tony, Yao, Jessica and more!

Nine Perfect Strangers Quotes

Best Nine Perfect Strangers Quotes in Hulu

Nine Perfect Strangers takes place at a fancy health and wellness retreat that promises healing and transformation as nine stressed individuals try to get on a path to a better way of living. Watching over them during this 10-day retreat is the resort’s director, Masha, a woman on a mission to reinvigorate their tired minds and bodies. However, these nine “perfect” strangers have no idea what is about to hit them.

Some of the characters are brutal to each other and don’t have the nicest things to say. 

As the series goes on I will update this quotes list from Nine Perfect Strangers. Did I miss any of your favorites? Drop them in the comments below. 

If I could just get my friends to stop calling and bringing him up. Any ideas on how I could do that? -Frances

Come back a whole new me. I’m sure everyone will like that one better. -Frances

I was just having a quiet moment of despair. -Frances

You’re screaming like a banshee. -Tony

Tony Quotes Nine Perfect Strangers

Apologies. I can see now that you’re a tragic person. -Tony

One journey ends and another begins. -Yao

We’ve got all the toys here at Tranquillum. -Glory

Does any of this feel random to you? -Masha

You have all come here to die. I will bring you back. -Masha

This is Tranquillum. I mean to f– with all of you. -Masha

Masha Quotes Nine Perfect Strangers

I’m not meditating, I’m just despondently staring into the gaping void. -Frances

It’s the most wonderful feeling in the world to be seen. -Jessica

I wouldn’t look to novels or music or movies to tell you the truth about love. They lie. And we’re just a pack of dirty liars. Hustlers of the heart. -Frances

I’m here, because I miss liking you. -Heather

Jessica, you shouldn’t ever do anything that makes you uncomfortable. -Delilah

What did that mean? It sounded like it had meaning. -Frances

Nine Perfect Strangers

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