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The Funniest Quotes from The Umbrella Academy Season 2

The Umbrella Academy on Netflix is back for Season 2! The Hargreeves Family is just as dysfunctional as in the first season, but Klaus is there to always lighten the mood when things get serious. Here are some of the funniest quotes from The Umbrella Academy Season 2 on Netflix. 

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Quotes

The Best Umbrella Academy Quotes Season 2

Five warned his family (so, so many times) that using his powers to escape from Vanya’s 2019 apocalypse was risky. Well, he was right – the time jump scatters the siblings in time in and around Dallas, Texas. Over a three year period.

Some quotes from The Umbrella Academy from Klaus and Five are good for laughs! And you need them with the intensity of the show. The Umbrella Academy 2 is not for kids. Here are my favorite quotes from The Umbrella Academy 2 from characters like Diego, Ben, Hazel, Klaus, Five, Lila, and more!

They’re gone. Like a fart in the wind. -Klaus

Who’s Diego? -Elliott 
Imagine Batman, then aim lower. -Five

I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier? -Klaus

I don’t owe them the fuzz off my peaches. -Hazel

I think the question is when are we? -Ben

What the hell did we do now? -Five

Rude. -Klaus

Funny Klaus quotes The Umbrella Academy Season 2

Yeah, why don’t you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don’t get it, but that is an excellent reference. -Diego

Men have sides, women have secrets. -Sissy

So much for honor and dignity. -Raymond
Him first. -Allison

I’ve dropped turds bigger than Herb.
Someone needs fiber. -Herb

Stop being a princess and get in. -Lila

Cousins on my robot mother’s side. -Five

I could teach you to shave like a big boy. -Lila

You know some say the best luck is to die at the right time. -Five

Wonder if it’s too late to be unadopted. -Five

The Umbrella Academy S2 Quotes

The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up. -Klaus

I just hate group breakups. That’s why I stopped dating twins. -Klaus

What would possess me to adopt seven ill-mannered malcontents? -Reginald

We have to risk everything to save everything. -Luther

You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair. I just thought you should know. -Klaus

“Well, it finally happened. The gorilla DNA has taken over your mind.” -Five

The Umbrella Academy 2 Quotes

Did I miss any of your favorite S2 Umbrella Academy quotes? Drop them in the comments below.

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Anna

Monday 5th of April 2021

I'm the daddy here -five

Ben

Monday 10th of August 2020

What about: The point of this story is that frogs are bitches and we don't negotiate with terrorists. - Klaus

NIKHIL JOSON

Friday 7th of August 2020

"Well, it finally happened. The gorilla DNA has taken over your mind." – Five (When Luther declined to come with him)

tanialamb

Saturday 8th of August 2020

That's a good one!

James

Sunday 2nd of August 2020

How about, "Your vagina needs glasses" ~ The Handler

Claudia

Wednesday 12th of August 2020

Face it! The healthier long-term relationship in this family was when Five was bagging that mannequin!