The Umbrella Academy on Netflix is back for Season 2! The Hargreeves Family is just as dysfunctional as in the first season, but Klaus is there to always lighten the mood when things get serious. Here are some of the funniest quotes from The Umbrella Academy Season 2 on Netflix.
The Best Umbrella Academy Quotes Season 2
Five warned his family (so, so many times) that using his powers to escape from Vanya’s 2019 apocalypse was risky. Well, he was right – the time jump scatters the siblings in time in and around Dallas, Texas. Over a three year period.
Some quotes from The Umbrella Academy from Klaus and Five are good for laughs! And you need them with the intensity of the show. The Umbrella Academy 2 is not for kids. Here are my favorite quotes from The Umbrella Academy 2 from characters like Diego, Ben, Hazel, Klaus, Five, Lila, and more!
They’re gone. Like a fart in the wind. -Klaus
Who’s Diego? -Elliott
Imagine Batman, then aim lower. -Five
I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier? -Klaus
I don’t owe them the fuzz off my peaches. -Hazel
I think the question is when are we? -Ben
What the hell did we do now? -Five
Yeah, why don’t you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don’t get it, but that is an excellent reference. -Diego
Men have sides, women have secrets. -Sissy
So much for honor and dignity. -Raymond
Him first. -Allison
I’ve dropped turds bigger than Herb.
Someone needs fiber. -Herb
Stop being a princess and get in. -Lila
Cousins on my robot mother’s side. -Five
I could teach you to shave like a big boy. -Lila
You know some say the best luck is to die at the right time. -Five
Wonder if it’s too late to be unadopted. -Five
The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up. -Klaus
I just hate group breakups. That’s why I stopped dating twins. -Klaus
What would possess me to adopt seven ill-mannered malcontents? -Reginald
We have to risk everything to save everything. -Luther
You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair. I just thought you should know. -Klaus
“Well, it finally happened. The gorilla DNA has taken over your mind.” -Five
Did I miss any of your favorite S2 Umbrella Academy quotes? Drop them in the comments below.
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