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Best Wonka Movie Quotes (2023)

Wonka is one of the best movies of 2023! It’s delightful and charming. Enjoy some of the best Wonka movie quotes from Willy Wonka, Noodle, Mrs. Scrubitt, Oompa Loompa and more!

Best Quotes from Wonka

With dreams of opening a chocolate shop in a city renowned for its chocolate, a young and poor Willy Wonka discovers that the industry is run by a cartel of greedy chocolatiers.

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For age recommendations, read this Wonka Movie Parents Guide.

Best Wonka Movie Quotes

Quiet up and listen down. Nope scratch that, reverse it. -Wonka

I’ve spent the last seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. -Willy Wonka

I’m something of a magician, inventor and chocolate maker. -Willy Wonka

Every good thing in this world started with a dream. So you hold on to yours. -Willy’s mom

Cockle warming costs extra. -Mrs. Scrubitt

Salted with the bittersweet tears of a Russian clown. -Willy Wonka

If you thought the chocolate was weird, you’re gonna hate what happens next. -Willy Wonka

My mom promised me that when I share chocolate with the world, she’d be right there beside me. -Wonka

Double huh! That’s not nothing. That’s a silver lining. -Willy Wonka

You have absolutely no right to go around embottling innocent strangers. -Oompa Loompa

That’s the thing about flamingoes. They need someone to show them the way.

She sees conspiracy everywhere. -Mrs. Scrubbitt

Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen. -Willy Wonka

You sure can be silly, Willy. -Noodle

Wonka Quotes from Noodle

I pinky promise. That’s the most solemn vow there is. -Wonka

Read the small print. -Noodle

How do you like it? White, dark, nutty, absolutely insane? -Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka’s Wild and Wonderful Wishy-washy Wonka Walker. Please don’t make me say that again. -Willy

Oompa Loompas do not negotiate. -Oompa Loompa

It’s a business handshake, Mr. Wonka. It lets people know I mean business. -Slugworth

Nothin to see here. Just a small group of people defying the laws of gravity. -Chief of Police

One moment of stupidity leads to endless regret. -Piper
Sounds like my 3rd marriage. -Larry

Here we go, mamma. -Wonka

The greedy beat the needy. That’s just the way of the world. -Noodle

You should stand up to those bullies. Give them the old one-two. That’s what an Oompa Loompa would do. -Oompa Loompa

The secret is…it’s not the chocolate that matters. It’s the people you share it with. -Willy’s mom

Mrs. Scrubitt Quotes Wonka

If you’re a fan of the movie, you can print off these free Wonka Coloring Pages!