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The Best Red Notice Movie Quotes on Netflix

Have you seen Red Notice on Netflix? This action comedy starring Gal Gadot, Ryan Reynolds, and Dwayne Johnson is a lot of fun! Enjoy some of the best Red Notice quotes from John, Nolan Booth, and The Bishop.

Red Notice Quotes from Booth

The Best Movie Quotes from Red Notice

Dwayne Johnson plays Agent John Hartley from the FBI, a behavior profiler, who tries to stop art thief Nolan Booth (Ryan Reynolds) from stealing one of Cleopatra’s eggs. They get played by another art thief, The Bishop (Gal Gadot), and the game is on. 

Some of the best quotes from Red Notice are from Nolan Booth with his sarcastic wit. But they can also get deep. Did I miss any of your favorite quotes? Drop them in the comments below.

You’re not a cop. -Inspector Das

No American Cowboy stuff here. -Inspector Das
Don’t worry, I left my chaps at home. -John Hartley

You don’t look like a profiler.
Yeah, I get that a lot. -John Hartley

The Bishop is nothing more than a boogeyman story in the art world.

You’re the slow bald game that’s been chasing me. -Nolan Booth

Red Notice Quotes from John Hartley

You’re like a well-dressed wall. -Booth

Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering “Worth it.” -Nolan Booth

What are you? Six for six now? -Inspector Das
Yeah one more, and I get a Shawshank jacket. -Nolan Booth

Keep making your jokes, because I’m about to send you to the worst place in the world. -Inspector Das
Your Instagram account? -Nolan Booth

I’d be on my way there right now if you weren’t such a super cop. -Nolan Booth

This is a room full of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts. -Booth

You can have excuses or results. Not both. -The Bishop

Funniest Quotes Red Notice

Teamwork? It feels weird in my mouth. -Booth

Oh relax, baldylocks. -Booth

Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald. -Booth

It doesn’t matter what you do; it only matters what they’ve think you’ve done. -John Hartley

I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame you stupid complainer. -Booth

We’re work wives. -Booth

I’m a good guy but sometimes I do bad things. -John Hartley

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