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The Best Muppets Haunted Mansion Quotes and Puns That Slay

Have you seen Muppets Haunted Mansion on Disney+? It’s very punny, especially if you are a Disney fan and familiar with the Haunted Mansion attraction at Walt Disney World and Disneyland. The Muppets and Haunted Mansion collab is a ghostly delight! Here are some of the best Muppets Haunted Mansion quotes and puns from Gonzo, Pepe, Madame Pigota, Statler and Waldorf, and more!

Muppets Haunted Mansion Jokes

Best Muppets Haunted Mansion Quotes

The Great Gonzo takes on the greatest challenge of his life by spending the night in the scariest place on Earth – the Haunted Mansion. He is teamed up with his friend Pepé the King Prawn and reunited with Kermit and the entire Muppets gang. They portray the grim-grinning ghosts from the beloved Disney Haunted Mansion attraction.

Seriously, this film slayed me in all the best ways. I loved the nods to the Haunted Mansion, even the jokes making fun of ride malfunctions, and the celebrity cameos. Did I miss any of your favorite quotes from Muppets Haunted Mansion? Drop them in the comments below.

I just realized this room has no windows and no doors…-Gonzo 

So do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again? -Constance Hatchaway

If I don’t see some champagne cocktails and horsey derves ASPCA, I’m outta here. -Pepe

We now invite you to sit back and relax as our 999 residents present… your funeral! -Ghost Host

This place is crazy. With all the smokes and the mirrors and the animal-tronics. -Pepe

Don’t you have anything better to do than boo me? -Fonzie
We’re ghosts. Yeah, booing comes with the territory. -Statler and Waldorf

You heard the hog’s head, guys! Time to dematerialize. -Dr. Teeth

This is my biggest scene in this whole special, and they stick my head in a fishbowl! -Madame Pigota

Best Gonzo Muppets Haunted Mansion Quotes

Sixth time’s the charm they say. ‘They” being Henry VIII. -Uncle Deadly

Don’t trust free cheese. -Pepe

Yes. Yes. A Thousand Times Yes. -Gonzo
Si. And One Time No Way, Jose. -Pepe

Hey, it’s a gig. And I get all the bones I can chew. Until they want ’em back. -Rowlf

I bet they’ll hand us swag bags and great parting gifts. -Pepe
You mean departing gifts. -Gonzo

Gee, no one says goodbye here. They just ghost you. -Gonzo

Funny Pepe Quotes Muppets Haunted Mansion

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