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The Funniest Ghostbusters: Afterlife Quotes

Have you seen Ghostbuster: Afterlife? This movie is hilarious and has plenty of fan service and nostalgia for Ghostbusters fans. Enjoy these funny Ghostbusters: Afterlife quotes from Phoebe, Trevor, Mr. Grooberson, Callie and more, including Phoebe’s jokes.

Ghostbusters Afterlife Trevor Quotes

Funny Ghostbusters: Afterlife Quotes

When a single mother and her two children move to a new town, they soon discover they have a connection to the original Ghostbusters and the secret legacy their grandfather left behind.

These jokes in Ghostbusters: Afterlife are hilarious, especially Phoebe’s jokes!

Ghostbusters:Afterlife bridges the original to new generations. I mean, bustin’ makes us feel good. Did I miss any of your favorite movie quotes from Ghostbusters: Afterlife? Drop them in the comments below!

There is no mom, there is only Zuul. -Callie

Did your dad abandon your family and move to a farm in the middle of nowhere? -Callie

You didn’t tell us you inherited a murder house. -Trevor

Come on, not a single bar? -Trevor
There better be a bar. -Callie

Funny Mr. Grooberson Quotes Ghostbusters Afterlife

Phebes, be a dear and break into your grandfather’s house. -Callie

This is so much worse than I thought it was gonna be. -Trevor

What kind of scientist was grandpa? -Phoebe
The kind that repels loved ones. -Callie

Hey, remember that summer when we all died under a table? -Trevor

It’s probably fracking. -Phoebe
Well it’s fracking annoying. -Callie

You can literally be anything you want. Like an influencer or a D.J. -Podcast

Best Phoebe Quotes Ghostbusters Afterlife

The truth is, I always wondered what lurked inside this haunt box. -Mr. Grooberson

You said you had money saved up. -Trevor
Well that was before I had children. -Callie

You don’t think I have a life? -Callie
No. You’re a mom. You live for us. -Trevor

Who you gonna call? -Sheriff

Why’d you bring me up here? -Trevor
Entertainment value? Do you juggle? -Lucky

I call myself Podcast, because of my podcast. -Podcast

I have an allergy to science. -Callie
Have you tried Benedryl? -Mr. Grooberson

Play time’s over. Let’s toast this muffin. -Winston

Jokes in Ghostbusters: Afterlife

The jokes Phoebe drops in Ghostbusters are so funny. You can steal them from her and use them as icebreakers. I’m totally using them.

What do you call a dead polar bear? Whatever you want, he can’t hear you. -Phoebe

Why should you not trust an atom? Because they make up everything. -Phoebe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH. -Phoebe

What does a hamster have in common with a cigarette? They’re harmless, unless you stick ’em in your mouth and light them on fire. -Phoebe

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “We have a drink named after you!”
So the grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?!” -Phoebe

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