Best Snarky Teenage Bounty Hunter Quotes

Teenage Bounty Hunters is an irreverent comedy that is not appropriate for kids. However, they do have some funny lines where the twins and others make some wise cracks. I appreciate the snark, but there some heartfelt quotes, too. Here are my favorite quotes from Teenage Bounty Hunters from characters Blair, Sterling, Mrs. Wesley, Bowser, Yolanda, and more!

Best Teenage Bounty Hunters Quotes

Rebelling against their conservative Southern community, sixteen-year-old twin sisters Sterling (Maddie Phillips) and Blair (Anjelica Bette Fellini) Wesley team up with veteran bounty hunter Bowser Jenkins (Kadeem Hardison) for an over-the-top adventure as they dive into the world of bail-skippers and family secrets along with regular high-school drama.

If I missed any of the best Teenage Bounty Hunters quote, drop them in the comments below. 

Great point, mom, good looks are vital to a successful career in sports. Just ask Michael Phelps. -Blair

You can be very un-fun sometimes. -Blair

Is that what y’all want? Public school. Where the principal wears blue jeans and the classrooms are just one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels. -Mrs. Wesley

TikTok is an art. -Blair

We’re straight up detectives. It’s so baller. -Blair
I feel baller. -Sterling

You’re jealous because he has 15,000 subscribers and your mama won’t even like your Instagram posts. -Yolanda
My mama hates sunsets. -Bowser

I can self-hydrate. -Bowser

I’m not a fan of sex workers, but they deserve to be safe. Just not allowed to vote. -April

I’m gonna waterboard that Linda Chu lady with a super fizzy can of Sprite. -Blair
Blair, don’t you pour no soda on that old woman.  -Bowser

During this lunch climate change is not real. -Mrs. Wesley

What the hello is this? -Mrs. Wesley

Never send a man to do a woman’s job. -April

Lord knows I’m hard on y’all. It’s not to make you fear me. It’s to make you stronger women. -Mrs. Wesley

So this is how I die? Laying on the floor while two white ladies Zumba over me. -Bowser