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The Most Iconic Mean Girls Quotes

Have you seen Mean Girls? This teen classic is iconic and still all the rage 20 years later. Enjoy the best Mean Girls quotes from Regina, Gretchen, Cady, Damian, Aaron, Karen, and more!

The Best Mean Girls Quotes

October 3rd is also known as Mean Girls day, so to celebrate we’ve got the best Mean Girls movie quotes! Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) was homeschooled in Africa by her zoologist parents. When her family moves to Illinois, Cady finally gets to experience public school and gets a fast lesson on popularity. She unwittingly finds herself in the good graces of an elite group of cool students dubbed “the Plastics,” but Cady soon realizes how her shallow group of new friends earned this nickname.

Why is October 3rd known as Mean Girls Day? Because Cady was so excited when Aaron Samuels asked her what day it was and she answered, ‘It’s October 3rd.” 

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Regina George Quotes Mean Girls

  • So fetch. -Gretchen
  • You go, Glen Coco! -Damian
  • That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets. -Damian
  • Shut up. -Regina
    I didn’t say anything. -Cady
  • You’re like really pretty. -Regina
  • Nice wig Janice. What’s it made of? -Boy in School
    Your mom’s chest hair. -Janice
  • Ashton Kutcher. -Damian
    Is that a band? -Cady
  • I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular. -Gretchen
  • Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends. That’s just the rules of feminism. -Gretchen
  • Grool. I meant to say cool but then I started to say great. -Cady

Best Mean Girls Quotes

  • Get in loser, we’re going shopping. -Regina
  • I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. -Regina’s mom
  • It was my parents’ room, but I made them trade me. -Regina
  • I love her, she’s like a martian. -Regina
  • Boo, you whore. -Regina
  • Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George. – Ms. Norbury
  • On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. “It’s October 3rd.” -Cady
  • On Wednesdays we wear pink. -Karen

Mean Girls Movie Quotes

  • You can’t join mathletes. That’s social suicide. -Damian
  • She doesn’t even go here! -Damian
  • In girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. -Cady
  • You can’t sit with us. -Gretchen
  • I hated Regina! I hated her! -Cady
  • Regina George is an evil dictator. -Janice
  • In girl world, all the fighting had to be sneaky. -Cady
  • And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye. -Damian
  • Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. -Regina
  • Gretchen Weiners had cracked. -Cady
  • I invented her. -Regina

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