Have you seen the new animated Diary of a Wimpy Kid on Disney+? If you love the books, then you’ll love this new animated adventure based off of Jeff Kinney’s book series. Enjoy some of the best Diary of a Wimpy Kid quotes from Greg, Rowley, Frank, Rodrick, Susan, and more!
The Best Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes
Greg Heffley dreams of being famous while surviving middle school with his best friend, Rowley. He has to survive bullies and jealousy at the same time, but can he do it and still remain a good person?
Greg can be selfish at times, but deep down he cares about Rowley. Did I miss any of your favorite Diary of a Wimpy Kid quotes? Drop them in the comments below.
“First of all, let me get something straight. This is a journal, not a diary.” – Greg
“If Mom’s expecting me to write down my feelings or whatever, she’s gonna be disappointed.” – Greg
“You were playing a sport with like your feet and hands and not a device. Wow.” – Frank
“Mark the calendar, Susan. Greg here played a sport.” – Frank
“You know, that’s all you need to get by in this world. One good friend.” – Susan
“And finally, whatever you do, don’t get the Cheese Touch. Cause if you do, you might as well be dead.” – Rodrick
“Let me give you one last piece of advice, Greg. Middle school is every man for himself. You don’t need some overgrown baby weighing you down.” – Rodrick
“Yeah, I’m jealous that you discovered some stupid pop star whose fans are only six-year-old girls.” – Greg
“And the biggest change is who’s popular and who’s not. Back in elementary school, it was simple. If you were the fastest runner, you were the most popular. But now, all the rules have changed. Now it’s all about whether or not you have cool hair and how many followers you have on social media.” – Greg
“Hey, Greg! After school, do you wanna come over and play?” – Rowley
“Hang out,” Rowley. You say “hang out” in middle school, not “play.” I’ve told you that like a million times.” – Greg
“So wear something that doesn’t attract too much attention.Seriously, we have to be invisible.” – Greg
“I mean, that’s really awful and everything. But do you know what this means? – Greg
“Yeah. I have to put a plastic bag over my arm in the shower for a whole month.”
“Rowley! A cast is like the greatest thing that can happen to a kid.” – Greg
“Listen to that inner voice, Greg. I know it’s in there. Do the right thing.” – Susan
“I couldn’t have Rowley hog all the attention, so I decided to whip up an injury of my own.” – Greg
“Can I peek at your infection?” – Fregley
“So a kid who can barely draw got his comic in the school paper? It’s totally unfair. Why didn’t they censor Rowley’s work?” – Greg
“Rowley’s been hanging out with this kid Chirag every day. You know the only reason he’s doing it is to try and make me jealous. But two can play at that game.” – Greg
“The one and only Greg Heffley is on my front step.” – Fregley
“You wanna play make-believe? You can be the church organist, and I’ll be the school hygienist.” – Fregley
“Mom never lets me have chocolate. Says it makes me hyperactive and unstable.” – Fregley
“Now, I really can’t say what happened next. Because if Rowley ever tries to run for president when he grows up and people find out what those teenagers made him do, he won’t have a chance. So all I’m gonna say is that the teenagers made Rowley blank, blank, blank the cheese.” – Greg
“Trust me, I was tempted to tell everyone the truth about what happened, but then I heard that annoying inner voice.” – Greg
“Greg Heffley has the Cheese Touch!” – Chirag
“Okay, so I might have bent the truth a little, but sometimes you have to do that sort of thing to help a friend.” – Greg
“And things are good with me and Rowley. In fact, they’re better than good.” – Greg
