Have you seen The Adam Project on Netflix? This funny and heartwarming film has hilarious one-liners from Ryan Reynolds and crew. Enjoy these funny The Adam Project quotes from Adam, Young Adam, Ellie, Louis, and more!
The Funniest Adam Project Movie Quotes
After accidentally crash-landing in 2022, time-traveling fighter pilot Adam Reed teams up with his 12-year-old self for a mission to save the future.
I was surprised at how emotional some of the movie quotes from The Adam Project were, so I had to throw in a couple. Did I miss any of your favorite The Adam Project quotes? Drop them in the comments below.
Who talks like that? Did you order, like a Bully Starter Kit on Amazon or somethin’? -Young Adam
Everyone is twice my size. I’ve seen babies bigger than me. -Young Adam
Son, you’d better start caring, because the future is coming. Sooner than you think. -Ellie Reed
I don’t think it’s a date. -Ellie Reed
Your dress thinks it’s a date. -Young Adam
You have a very punchable face. -Adam
That’s weird, it farts when I cough. -Adam
When I say classified, what does your brain hear? Chocolate? -Adam
The Adam Project (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Big Adam and Walker Scobell as Young Adam. Cr. Netflix © 2022
What are you doing in here? -Young Adam
Mostly bleeding. -Adam
It’s not a multiverse. -Adam
Do you ever just have a thought and not let it come out your mouth? -Adam
Every morning she wakes up with a broken heart and a closet full of his clothes and gets nothing from you but a fistful of crap and not even like ten seconds of genuine empathy. -Adam
I’m you, you know. -Young Adam
You know 30 years you still get sick to your stomach every time you remember how you treated her now. -Adam
Be the change you want to see, ok? -Adam
Babies are pure love. They grow into teenagers who grow into assassins of happiness. -Ellie Reed
Teenage boys are horrible. It’s like living with a urinal cake that yells at you. -Adam
Boys always come back for their mamas. -Adam
The Adam Project (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Big Adam and Jennifer Garner as Ellie. Cr. Doane Gregory/Netflix © 2022
Your face now matches your soul. -Adam
It’s like I traded my brain for those muscles. -Young Adam
When am I ever wrong? -Laura
Shut the physics fountain in your face. -Adam
We don’t hit people in this family. -Louis Reed
I fixed that future where we had been forgotten. -Sorian
You hate him because he died. -Young Adam
I think it’s easier to be angry than it is to be sad. -Young Adam
He doesn’t need perfect. He just needs you. -Ellie Reed
Roger that, middle-aged Adam. -Young Adam
I am not being critical. I’m narrating. -Louis Reed
You’re my future. -Louis Reed
