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Hilarious Movie Quotes from Spirited (2022)

Have you seen Spirited on AppleTV+? This new modern twist on A Christmas Carol starring Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds is a fun holiday film! These funny Spirited quotes from Clint, Present, Past, and Future will have you laughing!

Best Spirited Quotes

The Best Spirited Movie Quotes

Each Christmas Eve, the Ghost of Christmas Present (Will Ferrell) selects one dark soul to be reformed by a visit from three spirits. But this season, he picked the wrong Scrooge. Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds) turns the tables on his ghostly host until Present finds himself reexamining his own past, present and future.

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Spirited can get a little crude, so check out this Parents Guide to Spirited for age recommendations.

Spirited Quotes from Present

  • I know you’re freshly dead but look alive. -Margo
  • We hunt someone, change them into a better person and then we sing about it.-Ghost of Christmas Present
  • He’s like the perfect combination of Mussolini and Seacrest. -Present Quotes from Spirited
  • Hey Margo, I was just avoiding you. -Present
  • I like that he goes against the Canadian stereotype. -Ghost of Christmas Past
  • He’s an absolute turd in a suit. -Present
  • No hot girl Christmas for you. -Future
  • One person’s kindness could have a ripple effect. -Present
  • So out of all the people on the planet, murderers, racists, people who do gender-reveal parties, I’m the guy you’re gonna haunt? -Clint
  • Well your haunt got off to a humpy start. -Present
  • I’m not watching your dramatic reencrapment until you tell me something about you. -Clint quotes Spirited
  • Shut your dumb face and just watch the scene. -Present
  • Sugar mouth. -Clint

Spirited Quotes from Clint

  • Ah, nuts. -Present
  • You’ve been Christmas Caroled! -Future
  • In the 1800s, “good afternoon” was a sick burn. -Present
  • Look out New York City, this guy showers once a month. -Present
  • Kiss my Dickens. -Present
  • Her choices make her who she is. -Kimberly
  • Your sacrifice would have no meaning if it had no consequence. -Marley
  • Pretty sure it was Tiny Tim. You killed Tiny Tim. -Clint

Kimberly Quotes Spirited

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