The 2020 Valley Girl remake was really fun! With colorful clothing, peppy music, and fun dance numbers, it reminded me of the 80s, especially some of these funny Valley Girl quotes!
Best Quotes from Valley Girl
Popular girl from the valley meets rough-around-the-edges boy from the city. Like what is she going to do? He’s so totally different than her friends. These totally awesome quotes from Valley Girl (2020)’s favorite characters – Julie, Stacey, Karen, Loryn, Randy, and Jack – will make you laugh!
Life was like a pop song, and we knew all the words. -Julie
Valley Girl is a musical where everyone did know all the words!
We were warned never to go over the hill where all the weirdos lived. -Julie
What was over the hill?
That’s so cringey. -Ruby
This made me laugh, because my kids say the same to me.
I got stabbed with that kid’s hair. -Stacey
To be fair, Sticky’s hair was sharp.
That’s why you get married. So you don’t have to do anything. -Karen
These are the kids they warn us about in life skills class. -Stacey
And you know what they say in life skills class is truth.
Look around us. People have holes where they’re not supposed to. -Stacey
By the way, we’re not investing in Macintosh, we’re investing in Commodore. -Julie’s Dad
Bad move, Julie’s dad.
I got a 1420 on my SATs. I think I can get myself back to Encino. -Stacey
You’ll be just fine, Stacey.
Pretty sure the guy I remember didn’t dress like Kenny Loggins. -Jack
OMG. I have tiny cars on my feet. -Loryn
Loryn is adorable.
Not everybody is as needy or scared of the world as you are. -Julie
That was way harsh, Julie.
No more spiking the punch. Last year I got a DUI. -Principal Evans
Randall Park is my fave.
And perhaps the quote to sum up Valley Girl…
Where do you want to go? -Randy
What do you want to do? -Randy
Did I miss any of your favorite Valley Girl quotes? Drop them in the comments below! And check out my Valley Girl Parent Guide to see if it’s appropriate for kids.
About Valley Girl
A creative free spirit; Julie’s time is spent with her best friends shopping at the Galleria mall and making plans for senior prom. That is, until she falls hard for Randy, a Sunset Strip punk rocker, who challenges everything the Valley and Julie stand for.
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