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30 Hilarious Ken Quotes from the Barbie Movie

Ken was a scene stealer in the Barbie movie! Well Ken and all the Kens. If you believe in KENergy, then check out these hilarious Ken quotes from Barbie (2023).

Funny Ken Quotes Barbie Movie

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Best Ken Quotes in Barbie Movie

He’s just Ken. Anywhere else he’d be a 10. But in Barbieland, Ken is feeling left out and dismissed by Barbie. When he travels with Barbie to the real world, he gets a taste of patriarchy and doesn’t want to let go. 

These best Ken quotes in the Barbie movie will have you wishing for a Mojo Dojo Casa house.

  • Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize. -Ken
  • You know surfing is not even my job. And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception. -Ken
  • Actually my job, it’s just Beach. -Ken
  • Looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you, Ken.
  • If I wasn’t severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken.
  • I’ll beach off with you any day, Ken.
  • Hold my ice cream, Ken.
  • Alright Ken, you’re on. Let’s beach off.
  • Anyone who wants to beach him off is gonna have to beach me off first.
  • I will beach both of you off at the same time.
  • What if there’s beach? You’ll need someone professional in that. -Ken
  • No. I won’t let you do just one appendectomy. -Doctor
    But I’m a man. -Ken
  • When I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest anyway. -Ken
  • Everything basically exists to elevate the presence of men. -Ken
  • Buckle up, Baby, because Barbie Land is now Ken Land. -Ken
  • You can stay if you want as my bride wife or my long-term distance low commitment casual girlfriend.
Ken Quotes Barbie Movie

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  • We just took patriarchy and turned it patriarchy. -Ken
  • Men rule the world! -Ken
  • You guys are not doing patriarchy very well. -Ken
  • Horses are just men extenders. -Ken
  • This shall henceforth be known as Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House.
  • You don’t have to say dojo and house. –
    Or casa. -Gloria
    But you do because it feels good. -Ken
  • Don’t question it, just roll with it tiny baby. -Ken
  • I’m trained to stand confidently here. -Ken
  • Barbie, take your lady fashions with you. -Ken
  • Here I’m just a dude and you know what? That’s enough. -Ken
  • I just don’t know who I am without you. -Ken
  • Ken is me. -Ken
  • Sublime!
  • I am Kenough. -Ken
Best Ken Quotes in Barbie

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