See you later 2024, we’re looking ahead to 2025. For some, it was a good year, for others not so much. Let’s start the New Year with a laugh with these funny New Years quotes. Cheers to new beginnings.
Funny New Years Eve Quotes
Humor is a great way to welcome the new year with a positive and light-hearted spirit! Whether you want to start resolutions or not, 2025 is what you make of it. Share these New Years Eve quotes on your Instagram captions or with friends.
- “It wouldn’t be New Years if I didn’t have regrets.” -William Thomas
- “My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”
- “New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.” -Jay Leno
- “May all your resolutions last as long as your leftovers.”
- “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” -Bill Vaughan
- “This year, I’m going to be a better me. Not a new me, just a better me. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.”
- “New Year’s resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”
- “I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
- “Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.” -Barbara Walters
- “New Year’s resolution: Do less laundry and use more deodorant.”
- “May all your resolutions involve things you can do in your pajamas.”
- “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” -Oprah Winfrey
- “My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.”
- “This year, I’m resolving to work on my laziness. If it wasn’t for that, I’d be an absolute superstar.”
- “May your New Year’s resolutions last longer than your leftover holiday turkey.”
Inspirational New Years Quotes for 2025
If you’re looking for something a little more inspirational, then these positive New Years Quotes will give you a brighter outlook for 2025. Because whew, I need some hope for the coming year. These quotes for the New Year capture the spirit of reflection, optimism, and new beginnings that are often associated with New Year’s Eve.
- “The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written.” – Melody Beattie
- “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” – Bill Vaughan
- “And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
- “Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “Your success and happiness lie in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.” – Helen Keller
- “Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.” – Sir Walter Scott
- “What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year.” – Vern McLellan
- “Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.” – Hal Borland
- “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
- “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain
- “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – C.S. Lewis
Happy New Year! If you need more funny, then these New Year Resolution Memes will also give you a chuckle.