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Funny New Years Eve Quotes to Ring in the New Year

See you later 2024, we’re looking ahead to 2025. For some, it was a good year, for others not so much. Let’s start the New Year with a laugh with these funny New Years quotes. Cheers to new beginnings.

New Year's Eve Quotes

 

Funny New Years Eve Quotes

Humor is a great way to welcome the new year with a positive and light-hearted spirit! Whether you want to start resolutions or not, 2025 is what you make of it. Share these New Years Eve quotes on your Instagram captions or with friends. 

  1. It wouldn’t be New Years if I didn’t have regrets.” -William Thomas
  2. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”
  3. “New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.” -Jay Leno
  4. “May all your resolutions last as long as your leftovers.”
  5. “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” -Bill Vaughan
  6. “This year, I’m going to be a better me. Not a new me, just a better me. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.”
  7. “New Year’s resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”
  8. “I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
  9. “Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.” -Barbara Walters
  10. “New Year’s resolution: Do less laundry and use more deodorant.”
  11. “May all your resolutions involve things you can do in your pajamas.”
  12. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” -Oprah Winfrey
  13. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.”
  14. “This year, I’m resolving to work on my laziness. If it wasn’t for that, I’d be an absolute superstar.”
  15. “May your New Year’s resolutions last longer than your leftover holiday turkey.”

Inspirational New Years Quotes for 2025

If you’re looking for something a little more inspirational, then these positive New Years Quotes will give you a brighter outlook for 2025. Because whew, I need some hope for the coming year. These quotes for the New Year capture the spirit of reflection, optimism, and new beginnings that are often associated with New Year’s Eve.

  1. “The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written.” – Melody Beattie
  2. “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” – Bill Vaughan
  3. “And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
  4. “Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  5. “Your success and happiness lie in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.” – Helen Keller
  6. “Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.” – Sir Walter Scott
  7. “What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year.” – Vern McLellan
  8. “Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.” – Hal Borland
  9. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
  10. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain
  11. “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – C.S. Lewis

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Happy New Year! If you need more funny, then these New Year Resolution Memes will also give you a chuckle.